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jocko699
02-16-2018, 07:03 PM
Plane diverted due to unwanted flatulence.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pilot-forced-make-emergency-landing-12038181

Inner Dirt
02-16-2018, 07:08 PM
You can't really hold farts, what did they expect him to do? I guess they can hold him responsible if he was found to have downed a gallon of bean soap before boarding.

woodtoo
02-16-2018, 07:23 PM
This story reeks there's no substance to it.

chadk66
02-16-2018, 08:18 PM
The changing of cabin pressure always makes me fart big time. :rip:

therussmeister
02-16-2018, 09:02 PM
You mean there is such a thing as wanted flatulence?

chadk66
02-16-2018, 09:04 PM
flatulance and turbulance are often confused

boxcar
02-16-2018, 09:23 PM
You mean there is such a thing as wanted flatulence?

Heck yeah! Your stomach has never been in rebellion? Think of flatulence as being a pressure relief valve. :coffee:

Tom
02-16-2018, 09:40 PM
I hope the TV show Air "Disasters" does a show on this one!
Can't wait to read the NTSB report on this flight! :lol:

jocko699
02-16-2018, 09:57 PM
I hope the TV show Air "Disasters" does a show on this one!
Can't wait to read the NTSB report on this flight! :lol:

Can you imagine them finding the black box and opening it?:lol::lol:

Tom
02-16-2018, 10:28 PM
Yeah, the CFR? :lol:

Good thing this guy never flew in a dirigible!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54rqDh2mWA

Marshall Bennett
02-17-2018, 07:51 AM
Perhaps there was fear an ignition source that would destroy to plane. Gases that humans expel isn't that different than others that can be explosive. :)

barahona44
02-17-2018, 08:48 AM
Perhaps there was fear an ignition source that would destroy to plane. Gases that humans expel isn't that different than others that can be explosive. :)

Hey Marshall, don't give Al Queda and ISIS any ideas!

TSA Agent "Sir, would you mind stepping over there to that officer.He's going to give you what we call 'Checkem the Rectum". There may be a little discomfort." :D

Tom
02-17-2018, 10:38 AM
This could lead to a whole new job description for "AIR" Marshall's! :eek: