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02-16-2018, 06:03 PM
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Resurrectionist
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Mile High Fart Club
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02-16-2018, 06:08 PM
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You can't really hold farts, what did they expect him to do? I guess they can hold him responsible if he was found to have downed a gallon of bean soap before boarding.
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02-16-2018, 06:23 PM
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This story reeks there's no substance to it.
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02-16-2018, 07:18 PM
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The changing of cabin pressure always makes me fart big time. 
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02-16-2018, 08:02 PM
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Out-of-town Jasper
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You mean there is such a thing as wanted flatulence?
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02-16-2018, 08:04 PM
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flatulance and turbulance are often confused
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02-16-2018, 08:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by therussmeister
You mean there is such a thing as wanted flatulence?
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Heck yeah! Your stomach has never been in rebellion? Think of flatulence as being a pressure relief valve. 
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02-16-2018, 08:40 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
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I hope the TV show Air "Disasters" does a show on this one!
Can't wait to read the NTSB report on this flight! 
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02-16-2018, 08:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom
I hope the TV show Air "Disasters" does a show on this one!
Can't wait to read the NTSB report on this flight! |
Can you imagine them finding the black box and opening it?
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Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood.
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02-16-2018, 09:28 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Yeah, the CFR?
Good thing this guy never flew in a dirigible!
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02-17-2018, 06:51 AM
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Perhaps there was fear an ignition source that would destroy to plane. Gases that humans expel isn't that different than others that can be explosive. 
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02-17-2018, 07:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Bennett
Perhaps there was fear an ignition source that would destroy to plane. Gases that humans expel isn't that different than others that can be explosive. |
Hey Marshall, don't give Al Queda and ISIS any ideas!
TSA Agent "Sir, would you mind stepping over there to that officer.He's going to give you what we call 'Checkem the Rectum". There may be a little discomfort." 
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02-17-2018, 09:38 AM
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The Voice of Reason!
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This could lead to a whole new job description for "AIR" Marshall's! 
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