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Old 12-20-2012, 07:11 AM   #1
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Well it was nice knowing SOME of ya...

a real pleasure/treat...other's not so much...

W/less than a day left...just thought I'd share that
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:37 AM   #2
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The just found a second Mayan Calendar - the cover says Part II.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:16 AM   #3
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Not sure if this has been posted here yet, Weather Forecast:

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Old 12-20-2012, 11:19 AM   #5
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:12 PM   #6
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a real pleasure/treat...other's not so much...

W/less than a day left...just thought I'd share that
Sammy, when you get to your destination be sure to say hi to Boxie for me. I don't think we're going in the same direction.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:16 PM   #7
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Days until the Fiscal Cliff
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Day until the end of the world
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:23 PM   #8
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LET ME GUESS...hmmmm, you haven't done your xmas shopping yet
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:52 PM   #9
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LET ME GUESS...hmmmm, you haven't done your xmas shopping yet
You would BE CORRECT on this matter
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:03 PM   #10
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Those guys knew nothing, or they would still be around.
In order for the world to end the fourth horseman would have to break the seventh seal, in order to do that he has to be a leader and broker a deal in the middle east. This is not going to happen anytime soon, so you guys should pay up and be off to work in the morning.
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:04 PM   #11
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Dang! Just when I was leaving for Vegas to meet up with the hot blond escort I'd hired! #3 Escort in all of Las Vegas - why that's even better than Borat's Sister!

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Old 12-20-2012, 07:09 PM   #12
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you mean this one?


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...amilton-136952
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:15 PM   #13
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Yeah! I saw her & her story in the other thread, and I just couldn't resist - the joke that is!
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:16 PM   #14
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"Used restroom at local Mayan gas station today. Got key (chained to a human skull with a thick mastoid, by the way) and noted Gwop Gwop the owner had a pin-up calendar (Julie Newmar in "McKenna's Gold") on a wall in the office that extended beyond tomorrow. Rest easy." ~Dennis Miller
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:34 PM   #15
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Sammy, when you get to your destination be sure to say hi to Boxie for me. I don't think we're going in the same direction.
You can say "hi to Boxie" right here and now. I'm not going anywhere.

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