THE 12 Theory ... hehe

[Derek2U]

Today, 9/2, I received the 1st system I ever bought & it's called
THE 12 THEORY. What a laff --- and if that's what U need then
$29.95 isn't that much 2 pay for a total howl. First, it's mostly
unreadable. Not just bad grammar --- which abounds --- but
the pps are photocopied from whats gotta be the only remaining
copier in iraq. Second, it spouts more non-sequiturs than Lefty.
EX: "Why carry a hoss library around with you, when you can get
the same from a thumbnail?"-- huh? -- but I laffed & my wife
Solange thought i was choking ..hehe .... Third, i'm def not
zagerating, but there's a single-1page copy of Elvis' marriage
certificate enclosed. That made me laff uncontrollable & even now. Theres so much to fantazise after u "read" this ;; almost
like a night w/ 3 oriental babes. hehe ... so, in 1 sense, I will
rate the 12 Theory A+ for balls + fun but beware its groWtesk
4 capping. hehe ...Derek

[GameTheory]

You're criticizing bad grammar? You've got to be kidding. How's the spelling? Does the author substitute whole words with numerals too?

GroWtesk...

[timtam]

Derek,

Is this really a system or are you just having fun ? From what
publication or mailing literature did you buy it from? Is the system any good? What does Elvis have to do with it?

[Derek2U]

i bought it from a drf ad. the guy is also selling craps etc but
i just got the racing thing. the booklet is 58 pages ; i've read
25 so far but thist guy writes bad. its Vhard 2 know his intent.
Why did this guy include the Elvis marriage cert? i got no idea.
maybe U or some1 else wants 2 check this out. if so, E mail me.
(I feel OK letting any1 read it; just return it 2 me) derek

[VetScratch]

Derek,

Today, 9/2, I received the 1st system I ever bought...

Just so you know, the Elvis marriage certificate comes with ALL mail-order handicapping systems. It's a time-honored tradition like certain stereotyped shots in horror and porn movies!

[Lefty]

derek, I don't even think you know what a non-sequiter is. If you did, you'd inserted another name in that spot; and you had a choice of 3.

[Zaf]

Cmon, Derek did you really buy that or "are you just pulling my sausage mate" (Steve Elkington)

If so did you find anything useful in the pamphlet ?

I am very skeptical about those ads in the back of the DRF.

ZAFONIC