my friend,
Boldecat remembers too!!!!
I really need to get my friend Damon's cat Muyo on FOX news.
Here is Damon, a fine chap. He is on the left
and Muyo is the one on the right:
His cat weighs many pounds. I forget exactly how many, but a whole lot. Like 27 or so. The cat eats a lot of food.
So anyway a few years ago I went to visit some of my random fubes in Dallas, and took along my Turkish pal Erdal. Erdal is a part of what FOX news calls that non-bolde Islam business! He is a fine chap too and is now married with a couple kids and teaching in New Jersey. He is really one of the best peoples I've ever known:
So anyway, Damon's cat is kind of crazy. No I am sorry I typed all of that wrong. Damon's cat is VERY KRAZY AND LOONEY. There. It is fat and eats a lot and is orange and I have never had any problems with it, but the cat has been known to act out of control from time to time. Ok, so were at Damon's and its getting late and Erdal has to pray. So he gets his rug and goes over to the corner, all the while I am messing around with the cat or something:
..and then all the sudden, Muyo pounces on Erdal! I mean, really pounces on him! It was kind of crazy because it freaked Erdal out as he was deep in his thing he was doing, and here comes this 32 ton orange monsta jumpin' on him like might happen in some wacky passage of the Koran if such exist as they do in the bible or torah or any of those other such books....
But I was thinking...what a great story for FOX news! Can you imagine how O'reilly or Hannity or any of those other filty puke bag non-persons would report such a story? They'd have Muyo on their show with a big backdrop of the flag and the 9-11 shenanigans with a big "do you remember?? Muyo sure does!" graphic and who knows what else...do you? If so write possible scenarios in the comment field!
