Over the years, I've read or heard many quotes, anecdotes, musings and one-liners from authors, friends and acquaintances regarding betting on the horses. Some of the sayings I've come across, were to me humorous, philosophical, or the rantings of a frustrated loser. An interesting thing though, some of the sayings appeared to have some truth to them.
Pardon some of the fractured English in the sayings. It was put there on purpose for phonetic reasons. Sorry if I put in the odd unfamiliar word. You can always look up the meaning at
www.dictionary.com.. An opportunity to increase your vocabulary.
Anyways, here are some of the sayings I recall:
--"80% of the people who bet on the races, lose over the long run. Another 15% are liars!"
--"Some of the things that were happening to me in that losing streak, bordered on the occult!"
--"You can't beat the races by handicapping. The only way to beat the races is by knowing about a fixed race or using a system."
--"The racetrack is the only place I know of, where a thousand people can go for a ride on one horse."
--"No matter what I do during this losing streak, I lose. I'm cursed I tell ya! I always seem to be one notch out on every bet I make. When I bet to win, they finish second. If I bet the exacta, they finish first and third. If my horse is leading all the way, he gets nipped at the wire. If my horse is coming from behind, he can't quite get there. If I finally win and there's an inquiry, they throw out my horse practically everytime." The only thing that gets me out of a losing streak is a four or five figure mutuel."
--"I was gonna bet the number three horse, but my friend said
how can you bet that dog. So I bet his choice, the 6 to 5 favorite. The number three horse won and paid $53.40 to win. I kicked myself all the way home."
--"You can always tell a crooked track. The win payoffs are usually hot favorites or left-field longshots, with hardly any other kind of win price in between."
--"When I went to the racetrack today, I saw the same old haggard faces!"
--"I'm gonna bet the number five horse in this race, 'cause he owes me money."
--"I made my first two dollar bet at the races many years ago. I've been trying to get that two dollars back ever since."
Anybody else got any other sayings about the racetrack, that they wish to share with us here?