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Originally Posted by Valuist
The worst? Wrigley Field. Basically a big trough (sp?).
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Wrigley's couldn't be any worse than Candlestick Park's, which exuded such an aroma that, the last time I visited one (during the seventh-inning stretch of a night game in which the late Nellie Briles carried a perfect game into the eighth inning), I decided to park my own candlestick and brave the consequences. (If you must know, I held out a little longer than Briles, who in the Giants' half of the eighth yielded a hit that ticked off of Stargell's glove; I lasted 'til Brisbane on the trip home.)
This
is a slow day!
And now, from my old Latin teacher, a poem on lavatorial etiquette for gentlemen:
Fac ut Pop--
Non ut Sis:
Leva sedem
Cum mingis!
(Do like Pop--
Not like Sis:
Lift the seat
When you [micturate]!)
--Gaius Valerius Falconridge
