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Old 07-13-2005, 10:23 PM   #1
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Let's Try This Joke

I got this joke be email a month ago. Wasn't sure about putting it out here. But I figure, OK, what the heck, it is rather dark/twisted humor, but let's see how it well it plays here:


Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat's milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.


"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr."

"You must be so proud" says the other.

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

"A fine looking young man", replies his friend.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Old 07-13-2005, 11:55 PM   #2
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what joke?

that conversation is probably held everyday somewhere in the middle east.........
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Old 07-14-2005, 12:20 AM   #3
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that conversation is probably held everyday somewhere in the middle east.........
I understand your sentiment. Sure hope it doesn't happen for real, but yes, it does underscore some sad possiblities/realities.
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Old 07-15-2005, 09:46 PM   #4
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Ever see a muslem 3-piece suit?
A vest and two grenades.


Where do they bury muslem homacide bombers?
Section 23, plot3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,and 13.
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