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04-12-2005, 09:28 PM
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Sex vs. Religion
I am drunk off my ass right now. I can't even spell stupid.
I am home, I'm high....all's well....but, I just met the woman of my dreams. And she's probably gonna be tap dancing on my head in a few...years...beers...doesn't matter.
Oh well,
Just a question...would you give your soul to eternal damnation in exchange for a few years with the perfect woman?
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04-12-2005, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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You mean that isn't how it works now?
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04-12-2005, 09:37 PM
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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No need for Jed to make the call...We catch no spiders here.
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04-12-2005, 11:21 PM
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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...summer in paris...
Monte Carlo, the Stonehenge...just a few ideas for the ...
Why do I have to pay for my tux?
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04-13-2005, 12:47 AM
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I'd sober up before you make a decision. Experience tells me the incredible becomes only the bearable at dawns early light.
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04-13-2005, 12:52 AM
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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You're damn skippy hurricane.
I can't even remember my password right now.
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04-13-2005, 01:52 AM
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Ops normal.
All clear here...just needed some mic'ed lasagna...not bad once you add the garlic and peppercorn.
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04-13-2005, 02:36 AM
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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To answer my own question...YES!...in a heartbeat.
Why? Because I don't believe in the little red prick, that is often referred to as the devil.
Faust you mofo.....................haha..................... .....................................
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04-13-2005, 07:01 AM
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Just another Facist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Now in Houston
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You ever heard of beer goggles?
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04-13-2005, 08:58 AM
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Son O'War
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bettorthaneverstreet, Boston
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Ralph, that is the name of a horse also! I played him to win once and he came in 2nd. No big deal, cracked open another after 
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04-13-2005, 04:52 PM
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In Front
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Hollywood Florida
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Originally Posted by Shacopate
...summer in paris...
Monte Carlo, the Stonehenge...just a few ideas for the ...
Why do I have to pay for my tux?
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Yes just rent the tux!! Remember the guy who married Brittney Spears!!...She divorced him less then 48 hours later..
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04-13-2005, 06:08 PM
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Location: America
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I'd check with Lefty.
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04-13-2005, 09:42 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canandaigua, New york
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Who does the Racing Form Detective like in this one?
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