Juice Plus

[jots]

Just curious if anyone on this board other than myself takes Juice Plus and if so what do you think of it? As for me and my wife it's been absolutely wonderful.

Found out something interesting while talking to one of my co-workers that I buy my Juice Plus from yesterday. She knows my inerest in handicapping and couldn't wait to tell me one of her customers husband is a thoroughbred trainer at the local track and is going to start giving Juice Plus to his horses. She made me promise to not tell who and I wouldn't have anyway but I'm gonna have her keep me up to date with the horses. He thinks one of the benefits will be in the horses joints. Interesting.

[JustRalph]

Originally posted by jots
Just curious if anyone on this board other than myself takes Juice Plus and if so what do you think of it? As for me and my wife it's been absolutely wonderful.

Found out something interesting while talking to one of my co-workers that I buy my Juice Plus from yesterday. She knows my inerest in handicapping and couldn't wait to tell me one of her customers husband is a thoroughbred trainer at the local track and is going to start giving Juice Plus to his horses. She made me promise to not tell who and I wouldn't have anyway but I'm gonna have her keep me up to date with the horses. He thinks one of the benefits will be in the horses joints. Interesting.

Let me guess.........your name is ken?

[jots]

Ken?

[Equineer]

Jots,

I see you are a new poster. Welcome!

After months of political diatribes here in the Off-Topic forum, your dietary supplement inquiry is a breath of fresh air!

Your co-worker should prosper as a distributor if the recent success of our friend, the Ohio distributor, is a valid indicator.

This past summer, swarms of campaign workers handed out free samples here in Ohio!

The wives thrived on it, but it turned the husbands into bulbous Stepford neo-conservatives.

Look at this current photo of a nice Ohio couple... now consider that the husband previosuly represented Ohio in the 2003 Mr. Universe Contest!

[Equineer]

Yeah... that was a pretty weak attempt at humor... couldn't resist it... my God, I love that Ohio image!

To me, it represents America NOW whereas this one depicts America THEN...

[jots]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Equineer
[B]Jots,



Your co-worker should prosper as a distributor if the recent success of our friend, the Ohio distributor, is a valid indicator.


Well, I believe she will prosper if she ever quits giving so much of it away (over $2500 worth this year). That's just the way she is though. She gives it out left and right especially to parents with sick children, aids patients here in dallas (who's T-cell levels rise dramatically within 6 weeks) even a minister she met in the airport from Africa who is taking it back with him to help fight the illneses there.

On a funny note concerning aids, (not that aids is a laughing matter) she attended an event for aids awareness this past summer to promote the dramatic health benefits of Juice Plus to aids patients. Apparently she influenced someone who was friends with a Hollywood producer. Well, the Hollywood producer flew her to California all expenses paid to his studio to discuss his interest in Juice Plus. She was all excited to meet this Big producer. The limo picked her up at the airport and drove her out to the studio and not untill she actually met him did she realize he was a porno producer for adult movies. I remember seeing on the news about the increase of aids among adult movie stars and that's what he was trying to battle.

[Steve 'StatMan']

Sorry...that story was a good set up for a 'naughty' joke, but I thought better of it. Good luck with Juice Plus, and hope the producer gets better.

[Equineer]

Jots,

I am sorry that I selfishly wandered off-topic... I agree that Juice Plus (JP+) is a great dietary supplement.

<sprinkling more Juice Plus on my organically fed catfish entree>...

Our family absolutely loves Juice Plus (JP+)!

We buy JP+ by the drum... my wife is always finding new uses for JP+.

Beyond fantastic health benefits, she tells friends that JP+ offers them "60 Ways To Keep Their Lovers."

1. Soak stained hankies in JP+ water solution before washing.

2. Sprinkle JP+ on your shelves to keep ants away.

3. Soak fish in JP+ water solution before descaling; the scales will come off easier.

4. Put a few grains of rice in your JP+ shaker for easier pouring.

5. Add JP+ to green salads to prevent wilting.

6. Test the freshness of eggs in a cup of JP+ water solution; fresh eggs sink; bad ones float.

7. Add a little JP+ to your boiling water when cooking eggs; a cracked egg will stay in its shell this way.

8. A tiny pinch of JP+ with egg whites makes them beat up fluffier.

9. Soak wrinkled apples in a mild JP+ water solution to perk them up.

10. Rub JP+ on your pancake griddle and your flapjacks won't stick.

11. Soak toothbrushes in JP+ water solution before you first use them; they will last longer.

12. Use JP+ to clean your discolored coffee pot.

13. Mix JP+ with turpentine to whiten you bathtub and toilet bowl.

14. Soak your nuts in JP+ brine overnight and they will crack out of their shells whole. Just tap the end of the shell with a hammer to break it open easily.

15. Boil clothespins in JP+ water solution before using them and they will last longer.

16. Clean brass, copper and pewter with paste made of JP+ and vinegar, thickened with flour

17. Add a little JP+ to the water your cut flowers will stand in for a longer life.

18. Pour a mound of JP+ on an ink spot on your carpet; let the JP+ soak up the stain.

19. Clean you iron by rubbing some JP+ on the damp cloth on the ironing surface.

20. Adding a little JP+ to the water when cooking foods in a double boiler will make the food cook faster.

21. Use a mixture of JP+ and lemon juice to clean piano keys.

22. To fill plaster holes in your walls, use equal parts of JP+ and starch, with just enough water to make a stiff putty.

23. Rinse a sore eye with a little JP+ water solution.

24. A mild JP+ water solution makes an effective mouthwash. Use it hot for a sore throat gargle.

25. Dry JP+ sprinkled on your toothbrush makes a good tooth polisher.

26. Use JP+ for killing weeds in your lawn.

27. Eliminate excess suds with a sprinkle of JP+.

28. A dash of JP+ in warm milk makes a more relaxing beverage.

29. Before using new glasses, soak them in warm JP+ water solution for awhile.

30. A dash of JP+ enhances the taste of tea.

31. JP+ improves the taste of cooking apples.

32. Soak your clothes line in JP+ water solution to prevent your clothes from freezing to the line; likewise, use JP+ in your final rinse to prevent the clothes from freezing.

33. Rub any wicker furniture you may have with JP+ water solution to prevent yellowing.

34. Freshen sponges by soaking them in JP+ water solution.

35. Add JP+ and raw potatoes to stews and soups that are too salty.

36. Soak enamel pans in JP+ water solution overnight and boil JP+ solution in them next day to remove burned-on stains.

37. Clean your greens in JP+ water solution for easier removal of dirt.

38. Gelatin sets more quickly when a dash of JP+ is added.

39. Fruits put in a mild JP+ water solution after peeling will not discolor.

40. Fabric colors hold fast in a JP+ water wash.

41. Milk stays fresh longer when a little JP+ is added.

42. Use equal parts of JP+ and baking soda for brushing your teeth.

43. Sprinkle JP+ in your oven before scrubbing clean.

44. Soaked discolored glass in a JP+ and vinegar solution to remove stains.

45. Clean greasy pans with a paper towel and JP+.

46. A JP+ water solution boils faster when cooking eggs.

47. Add a pinch of JP+ to whipping cream to make it whip more quickly.

48. Sprinkle JP+ in milk-scorched pans to remove odour.

49. A dash of JP+ improves the taste of coffee.

50. Boil mismatched hose in a JP+ water solution and they will come out matched.

51. JP+ and baking soda will sweeten the odor of your refrigerator.

52. Cover wine-stained fabric with JP+; rinse in cool water later.

53. Remove offensive odors from stove with JP+ and cinnamon.

54. A pinch of JP+ improves the flavor of cocoa.

55. To remove grease stains in clothing, mix one part JP+ to four parts alcohol.

56. JP+ and lemon juice removes mildew.

57. Sprinkle JP+ between sidewalk bricks where you don't want grass growing.

58. Polish your old kerosene lamp with JP+ for a brighter look.

59. Remove odors from sink drainpipes with a strong, hot solution of JP+ water solution.

60. If a pie bubbles over in your oven, put a handful of JP+ on top of the spilled juice. The mess won't smell and will bake into a dry, light crust which will wipe off easily when the oven has cooled.