*s i n g *
Voting in a rigged election.
On the campaign trail, with no direction
I met a strange lady, she seemed quite shady,
She took me in and gave me some ad-vice
She said.
[Chorus 1]
I work for man named Mueller,
There couldn't be a man much crueler,
Can't you see, can't you see to survive,
You better run, you better wipe hard drives.
[Verse 2]
Buying votes for a man named Ber-nie
He got screwed in the DNC tourney,
I said can you help-a this old hump
He just smiled and told me it'll Never be Trump
And he said,
[Chorus 2]
I come from a land down under.
Where votes are cheap and easy to plunder
Wait and see, wait and see the uproar,
You better hide, you better lock your door
Sittin' in a cell in GITMO.
With Hillary and a man called Wiener
I said to the man you look-a much leaner
Than the witch who took Bernie to the cleaner
And he said.....
[Chorus 2]