06-02-2013, 07:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lecanto, Florida
Posts: 740
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Reminds me of this joke.
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text
message: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
The husband, in a typically masculine non-romantic fashion, replied,
"I am on the toilet . . . please advise."
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