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Old 12-30-2017, 09:49 PM   #1291
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Originally Posted by reckless View Post
Some advice for all our PA Senior citizens:

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Never take Viagra with a laxative- you won't know whether your coming or going
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Old 01-01-2018, 08:55 PM   #1292
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Shane walked into the bar and sit on the chair. He says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, “What’s the matter? I think it is too much.”

Shane replies, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying with my best friend.”

The next day Shane comes again to the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?”

Shane answers, “I found out that my son is gay.”

The next day the Shane comes in the bar and orders 20 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?”

Shane looks up to the bartender and says, “Apprently my wife does.”
Buy Sam a drink and get His dog one Too--->mlang

moved to Piru, Ca. 60 mins from the "Great Race Place"
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