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01-06-2011, 07:34 AM
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Dick Cheney
Received a new heart pump, and supposedly he was showing it off to people at a party over the weekend.
Good think he didn't have a vasectomy! 
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01-06-2011, 07:41 AM
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Tom, you need a rim shot for that one!
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01-06-2011, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Tom
Received a new heart pump, and supposedly he was showing it off to people at a party over the weekend.
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So i guess he was showing off his " heart-on " yeah, lame i know haha rbj
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01-06-2011, 11:09 AM
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"Received a new heart pump, and supposedly he was showing it off to people at a party over the weekend."
Who knew he had a heart? 
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01-06-2011, 11:20 AM
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Bada bing, bada boom, there's my rim shot!
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01-06-2011, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Jay Trotter
"Received a new heart pump, and supposedly he was showing it off to people at a party over the weekend."
Who knew he had a heart?
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So, you flunked human anatomy, eh? How many times? 
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01-06-2011, 11:32 AM
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It was a social promotion.
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01-06-2011, 11:35 AM
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Every time I see another thread with Cheney's name on it--when I haven't had the tv on--which is often.
My first thought is--
Dead yet?
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01-06-2011, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Grits
Every time I see another thread with Cheney's name on it--when I haven't had the tv on--which is often.
My first thought is--
Dead yet?
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Inside or out?
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01-06-2011, 01:57 PM
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yeah, I always wish death on people who have given millions to charity
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01-06-2011, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JustRalph
yeah, I always wish death on people who have given millions to charity
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Aw-right, bud. Now I ain't wishing death on him. I just can't believe ANYONE is still sitting up and taking nourishment with the amount of heart disease this man has had. Its unreal, he's got more lives than any cat.
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01-06-2011, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Grits
Aw-right, bud. Now I ain't wishing death on him. I just can't believe ANYONE is still sitting up and taking nourishment with the amount of heart disease this man has had. Its unreal, he's got more lives than any cat.
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Yeah, the Times article, which is the source of Tom's story (but not his joke), indicated Cheney may get a heart transplant, but it hasn't been decided yet.
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01-06-2011, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Grits
Aw-right, bud. Now I ain't wishing death on him. I just can't believe ANYONE is still sitting up and taking nourishment with the amount of heart disease this man has had. Its unreal, he's got more lives than any cat.
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You're sick!!!!!!!!!
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01-06-2011, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Saratoga_Mike
Yeah, the Times article, which is the source of Tom's story (but not his joke), indicated Cheney may get a heart transplant, but it hasn't been decided yet.
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For his sake, let's hope he doesn't move to Arizona.
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01-06-2011, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by mostpost
For his sake, let's hope he doesn't move to Arizona.
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