Horse Racing Forum - PaceAdvantage.Com - Horse Racing Message Board

Go Back   Horse Racing Forum - PaceAdvantage.Com - Horse Racing Message Board > Thoroughbred Horse Racing Discussion > General Racing Discussion


Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread
Old 02-27-2008, 12:55 PM   #1
voucher
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 20
The senseless dribble!!

Anyone watching AND listening to HRTV this morning??The derby analysis that JoAnne Jones has spewed out has got to be the biggest pile of senseless dribble I have ever heard.She basically has said War chance has no shot and she can't play him.Her horse is Elysium Fields,a recent maiden winner.This is the same JoAnne Jones who said,and I have it on TAPE,that she was done betting Funny Cide,then after he wins the derby,she had the nerve to say she picked this horse.A week later,she was gone from TVG.Where the F>>k do they get these idiots?
voucher is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 12:57 PM   #2
46zilzal
velocitician
 
46zilzal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 26,282
Quote:
Originally Posted by voucher
Where the F>>k do they get these idiots?
nepotism I betcha.
__________________
"If this world is all about winners, what's for the losers?" Jr. Bonner: "Well somebody's got to hold the horses Ace."
46zilzal is online now   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 01:55 PM   #3
rokitman
Registered BSer
 
rokitman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,075
Quote:
Originally Posted by voucher
Anyone watching AND listening to HRTV this morning??The derby analysis that JoAnne Jones has spewed out has got to be the biggest pile of senseless dribble I have ever heard.She basically has said War chance has no shot and she can't play him.Her horse is Elysium Fields,a recent maiden winner.This is the same JoAnne Jones who said,and I have it on TAPE,that she was done betting Funny Cide,then after he wins the derby,she had the nerve to say she picked this horse.A week later,she was gone from TVG.Where the F>>k do they get these idiots?
What she said is accurate-War Chance has no shot. And she can't play him.
rokitman is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 02:32 PM   #4
JustRalph
Just another Facist
 
JustRalph's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Now in Houston
Posts: 52,768
I don't mind her too much except when she starts raving about jockeys. she loves to talk about them and when she does she gets that twinkle in her eye like she has a thing for them............if you know anything about body language she comes off like she is in heat when she talks about a few of them
__________________
WE ARE THE DUMBEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET!
JustRalph is online now   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 02:37 PM   #5
Tom
The Voice of Reason!
 
Tom's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canandaigua, New york
Posts: 112,809
Quote:
Originally Posted by 46zilzal
nepotism I betcha.
Nope.....NEICEotism.
__________________
Who does the Racing Form Detective like in this one?
Tom is online now   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 02:40 PM   #6
GaryG
Unreconstructed
 
GaryG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Appalachia
Posts: 6,645
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustRalph
I don't mind her too much except when she starts raving about jockeys. she loves to talk about them and when she does she gets that twinkle in her eye like she has a thing for them............if you know anything about body language she comes off like she is in heat when she talks about a few of them
I am pretty sure P Val was squeezing her back in the 80s.
__________________
Deo Vindice
GaryG is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 02:47 PM   #7
russowen77
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 634
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustRalph
I don't mind her too much except when she starts raving about jockeys. she loves to talk about them and when she does she gets that twinkle in her eye like she has a thing for them............if you know anything about body language she comes off like she is in heat when she talks about a few of them
It only looks that way because she is.
russowen77 is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 02:49 PM   #8
voucher
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 20
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustRalph
I don't mind her too much except when she starts raving about jockeys. she loves to talk about them and when she does she gets that twinkle in her eye like she has a thing for them............if you know anything about body language she comes off like she is in heat when she talks about a few of them
She had Clinton Potts' baby last summer.
voucher is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 03:13 PM   #9
toetoe
Veteran
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 11,435
Now, Now

She'll have to hit a cold streak to descend to the level of, oh, Ken Rudolph, John White, Laffit "Dead Eyes" Pincay, Mr. Lurie (Peter ?), Todd Schrupp, and all the clowns that pick four or more runners per race. That's not even counting the "pagliacci" on the radio side.
toetoe is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 03:17 PM   #10
Grits
Registered User
 
Grits's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 7,656
My only thought........the woman needs to get her hair out of her eyes, rather that is, out of one eye. I cannot listen to anything anyone has to say, male or female, that has to peep out of their hair.

She was easier to watch when she was doing Gulfstream.
Grits is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 04:19 PM   #11
Marshall Bennett
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Houston , Tx.
Posts: 9,586
Quote:
Originally Posted by GaryG
I am pretty sure P Val was squeezing her back in the 80s.
Marshall Bennett is online now   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 05:04 PM   #12
Spectacular Sid
Registered User
 
Spectacular Sid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Chicago
Posts: 156
I've seen senseless dribble in a basketball game but not at the races!

As the daughter of the self-proclaimed Pick Six King, PROFESSOR Gordon Jones, Joanne knows all the tricks and cons of the racetrack, including how to tout!
__________________
If you're playing poker and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is...it's you.
Spectacular Sid is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 05:07 PM   #13
bigmack
Registered User
 
bigmack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Bird Rock
Posts: 16,697
What's dribble? It's drivel.
bigmack is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 05:08 PM   #14
46zilzal
velocitician
 
46zilzal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 26,282
"Attending the pace," every other phrase is worse than drivel.
__________________
"If this world is all about winners, what's for the losers?" Jr. Bonner: "Well somebody's got to hold the horses Ace."
46zilzal is online now   Reply With Quote Reply
Old 02-27-2008, 05:12 PM   #15
bigmack
Registered User
 
bigmack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Bird Rock
Posts: 16,697
Why isn't this one used more in racing?

pari passu

/parri passoo/

• adverb side by side; equally or equivalently. At an equal pace or rate.

— ORIGIN Latin, ‘with equal step’.
bigmack is offline   Reply With Quote Reply
Reply




Thread Tools
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

» Advertisement
» Current Polls
Wh deserves to be the favorite? (last 4 figures)
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.3

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:36 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright 1999 - 2023 -- PaceAdvantage.Com -- All Rights Reserved
We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program
designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.