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11-01-2012, 12:31 AM
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Snickers, by a nose.
I've now concluded a decades long research project involving popular brand candy bars.
After careful thought and sleepless nights - (which had nothing to do with said 'project') - it is now official.
SNICKERS stands the tallest among the common fare. You know, yer Almond Joyz, Mounds, Hundred Thousand, Twix, & so on.
Contributing factors to Snickers Suck Sess?
A. Involvement of peanuts.
B. Nice dente to the bite.
C. Caramel can NEVER be argued with. Project Candy Bar Over.
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11-01-2012, 12:35 AM
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Nuts suck.
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11-01-2012, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by bigmack
I've now concluded a decades long research project involving popular brand candy bars.
After careful thought and sleepless nights - (which had nothing to do with said 'project') - it is now official.
SNICKERS stands the tallest among the common fare. You know, yer Almond Joyz, Mounds, Hundred Thousand, Twix, & so on.
Contributing factors to Snickers Suck Sess?
A. Involvement of peanuts.
B. Nice dente to the bite.
C. Caramel can NEVER be argued with. Project Candy Bar Over.
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Tough one.....Milky Way? MW or Snickers is even better frozen sometimes IMO
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11-01-2012, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Relwob Owner
Tough one.....Milky Way? MW or Snickers is even better frozen sometimes IMO
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Don't EVEN with Milky Way. What is that? There's NOTHING there.
It's like an Air Bar. I need subStance.
Woman I'm seeing is NUTS about Milky Way. It could very well be a deal breaker.
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jhs - You nuts.
Nuts rock. 
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11-01-2012, 12:46 AM
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Always been a fan of the ZERO candy bar.
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11-01-2012, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by dav4463
Always been a fan of the ZERO candy bar.
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Oh yeah. I remember that little honey. Is it still around?
The ZERO candy bar, introduced in 1920, is a candy bar composed of a combination of caramel, peanut and almond nougat covered with a layer of white fudge. Its outwardly white color, an unusual color for a candy bar, has become its trademark. Wik.
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11-01-2012, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by bigmack
Don't EVEN with Milky Way. What is that? There's NOTHING there.
It's like an Air Bar. I need subStance.
Woman I'm seeing is NUTS about Milky Way. It could very well be a deal breaker.
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jhs - You nuts.
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Let me know if you break up with her because of her choice in candy bars....could have made for a good Seinfeld episode 
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11-01-2012, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Relwob Owner
Let me know if you break up with her because of her choice in candy bars....could have made for a good Seinfeld episode |
Hand to Gawd, one week I says to a woman, This doesn't feel like a Tuesday, feels more like a Weds. We get into it about some days not having a definable feel.
Couple days later I discover Glide, the new dental floss. I'm runnin' around telling everyone I know. Have ya heard of Glide?, I says.
SAME WEEK Seinfeld episode comes out with those exact topics/observations. Freaked me out.
Then the switcharoo roommate thing. (I was able to pull that one off)
[YT="Access to Dementia"]HTHcS33mbrk[/YT]
Last edited by bigmack; 11-01-2012 at 01:06 AM.
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11-01-2012, 02:58 AM
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Just another Facist
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Originally Posted by dav4463
Always been a fan of the ZERO candy bar.
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Loved it!
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11-01-2012, 06:37 AM
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Work Rider
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Used to love Mars bars. 
But since I got old and had to get false teeth, I can't eat them anymore. 
Both upper and lower dentures cling together and come away from the gums when you eat Mars bars. 
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11-01-2012, 10:33 AM
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of all things, the only candy I really like are Milk Duds
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11-01-2012, 10:57 AM
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Snickers: Personally I love the almond version. However, know that if you purchase the "2-to-Go" size, the almonds are substantially larger than in the regular size.
Zero: I used to love them. Then, about 20 years ago, they completely changed that bar to something else. Just a few months ago I tried one and they had changed back. 
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11-01-2012, 11:27 AM
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The Voice of Reason!
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Milky Way
Frozen.
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11-01-2012, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Tom
Milky Way
Frozen.
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Well played Tom.....
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11-01-2012, 11:31 AM
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Payday. at the risk of words here... I love nuts...
Yes they still make the Zero bar.
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