Bautista asking for another butt kicking..

[HoofedInTheChest]

Originally Posted by Frost king

What the real funny thing in all of this, is the guy that Bautista supposedly disrespected, Sam Dyson of the Rangers has been DFA'ed. Bautista is still in the show, Dyson is on the outside looking in, and the Rangers signed Odor to a bad $50M contract. Now that is real funny.

ARLINGTON, Texas — The Texas Rangers have traded Sam Dyson to the San Francisco Giants less than a week after the struggling reliever was designated for assignment.

Texas announced during Tuesday night's game against the New York Mets that Dyson was being sent to the Giants for a player to be named or cash.

The Rangers also will pay part of the remaining portion of Dyson's $3.52 million salary this season.

A "player to be named later" usually means nothing is coming back in return.

[HoofedInTheChest]

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[ElKabong]

Originally Posted by PhantomOnTour

These are the types of things that losers usually remember

It's what everyone will remember. You and I both know it for a fact..... What is Robbie Ventura best known for????

Can't wait to meet you in person.

[ElKabong]

[quote=HoofedInTheChest;2180668]Continuously hitting 3-run homers against Texas?

p.s. What’s a singer?



Dinger

You can go back to being the hall monitor now. Be careful around those small kids. They pack a heavy punch. Ask Bautista, he'll confirm.

[HoofedInTheChest]

Originally Posted by ElKabong

You can go back to being the hall monitor now.

If you insist....

Originally Posted by ElKabong

He could hit 600 singers and be still be remember one thing,, and one thing only.

I really hope that was a drunk post, if not.....

https://www.amazon.ca/English-Gramma.../dp/0470546646

[ElKabong]

Btw, the avatar is just for your pleasure.

The FOX pregame show of the day Texas played TOR in the first game of the recent series...., THE PUNCH was the first thing they showed. Not any of his home runs.... it was THE punch.

It's already Bautista's signature moment of his career. Can't run and hide from that, Ventura can confirm. In Bautista's case it's not *if* he'll get have his ass kicked on the diamond again. It's when

[PhantomOnTour]

Originally Posted by ElKabong

It's what everyone will remember. You and I both know it for a fact..... What is Robbie Ventura best known for????

Can't wait to meet you in person.

The Ryan/Ventura ass kicking was another example of the Rangers getting their little panties twisted because someone admired a home run too long.
In fact, it was THREE YEARS EARLIER and Texas was still butt hurt over a homer that Grebeck hit off them in 1990...IN SPRING TRAINING

Yeah I can't wait to meet you too...maybe we'll cross paths when you attend the reunion of Texas Longhorn fans who never actually graduated from UT but act like they speak for the school.
I'm sure the real alums appreciate guys like you who represent that great school so well.

[HoofedInTheChest]

Originally Posted by ElKabong

Btw, the avatar is just for your pleasure.

The FOX pregame show of the day Texas played TOR in the first game of the recent series...., THE PUNCH was the first thing they showed. Not any of his home runs.... it was THE punch.

It's already Bautista's signature moment of his career. Can't run and hide from that, Ventura can confirm. In Bautista's case it's not *if* he'll get have his ass kicked on the diamond again. It's when

Why would i care about your avatar? I wasn’t the one that got clocked.

I wouldn't expect anything less from Fox.

It’s pretty sad when you think about it, the only thing you can hang your hat on in the Rangers 45 years of existence, is a donkey punch..... hey, small things for small minds.

Seriously dude, your grammar is atrocious.

[ElKabong]

Originally Posted by PhantomOnTour

The Ryan/Ventura ass kicking was another example of the Rangers getting their little panties twisted because someone admired a home run too long.
In fact, it was THREE YEARS EARLIER and Texas was still butt hurt over a homer that Grebeck hit off them in 1990...IN SPRING TRAINING

Yeah I can't wait to meet you too...maybe we'll cross paths when you attend the reunion of Texas Longhorn fans who never actually graduated from UT but act like they speak for the school.
I'm sure the real alums appreciate guys like you who represent that great school so well.

meeeeow...

[ElKabong]

Originally Posted by HoofedInTheChest

Why would i care about your avatar? I wasn’t the one that got clocked.

I wouldn't expect anything less from Fox.

It’s pretty sad when you think about it, the only thing you can hang your hat on in the Rangers 45 years of existence, is a donkey punch..... hey, small things for small minds.

Seriously dude, your grammar is atrocious.

Seriously dude,.....

[HoofedInTheChest]

Hey, if you want to go through life sounding like a hillbilly, that’s your prerogative.

Did i just read that right, you went to university?

I would be asking for a refund if i were you.

[ElKabong]

Originally Posted by HoofedInTheChest

Did i just read that right, you went to university?

.

Schadenfreude

I'm imagining you on the back of a turnip truck saying those words, wiping your nose with a strap of your overalls.

Enjoy the turnip, Leon.

[HoofedInTheChest]

Originally Posted by ElKabong

Schadenfreude

I'm imagining you on the back of a turnip truck saying those words, wiping your nose with a strap of your overalls.

Enjoy the turnip, Leon.

Congratulations, you just put your first proper sentence together, there is hope for you yet.

[ElKabong]

I would come back with "you have one too many commas in that sentence above", but Engineers don't nitpick on grammar.

Been fun... Maybe when you visit Lafayette, Phantom can serve you a double cheeseburger from his Burger King post

[HoofedInTheChest]

Originally Posted by ElKabong

but Engineers don't nitpick on grammar.

I did not know that UT offered a course in Sanitation Engineering, hmm, learn something new everyday.

You must look pretty cool riding on the back of that truck with your Rangers jersey on.