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[OntheRail]

She just forgot to say which Border the Briben Administration is securing. Ukraine ✅ Gaza ✅United States ❌

[Inner Dirt]

Originally Posted by OntheRail

She just forgot to say which Border the Briben Administration is securing. Ukraine ✅ Gaza ✅United States ❌

You have to admit he is delivering on his "No more America First" campaign promise.

[MargieRose]

"We deserve what we tolerate."...

[TJDave]

Guy goes to a psychiatrists office:

Doc I think I’m going crazy.

Vat seems to be the problem?

I can’t get Tom Jones songs off my mind. I hum, whistle or sing them all the time. Waking or sleeping it’s Tom Jones, Tom Jones and Tom Jones.

Let’s see if I can help

<Psychiatrist disappears then returns with an old dust covered medical dictionary. Blows off the dust>

You have Tom Jones syndrome.

OMG doc is it serious?

Vell, it’s not unusual.

[JustRalph]

Originally Posted by TJDave

Guy goes to a psychiatrists office:

Doc I think I’m going crazy.

Vat seems to be the problem?

I can’t get Tom Jones songs off my mind. I hum, whistle or sing them all the time. Waking or sleeping it’s Tom Jones, Tom Jones and Tom Jones.

Let’s see if I can help

<Psychiatrist disappears then returns with an old dust covered medical dictionary. Blows off the dust>

You have Tom Jones syndrome.

OMG doc is it serious?

Vell, it’s not unusual.

Was his wife’s name Delilah?

[TJDave]

Originally Posted by JustRalph

Was his wife’s name Delilah?

No. Pussycat who-o who-o who-ah.

[xtb]

Originally Posted by JustRalph

Was his wife’s name Delilah?

She's a lady

[Bustin Stones]

A Jew a Pollock and an African American walk into a Gaza bar and order ribs..............