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11-18-2020, 04:02 AM
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Recommendations on smoked Turkeys
I’ve been buying Greenberg smoked turkeys as holiday gifts for the better part of 40 years. First week in November they had a fire which wiped them out so I’m looking for a replacement. Any ideas/reviews would be appreciated.
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11-18-2020, 09:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TJDave
I’ve been buying Greenberg smoked turkeys as holiday gifts for the better part of 40 years. First week in November they had a fire which wiped them out so I’m looking for a replacement. Any ideas/reviews would be appreciated.
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Smoke them yourself. They will most likely turn out better. And have a blast doing it.
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11-18-2020, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by chrisl
Smoke them yourself. They will most likely turn out better. And have a blast doing it.
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That's kind of a tall order...he's not talking about a single turkey... 
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11-18-2020, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by PaceAdvantage
That's kind of a tall order...he's not talking about a single turkey... |
"Them" does that mean one. I personally have done 10 in 2 days. One day to brine one day to smoke. I was not being sarcastic.
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11-18-2020, 10:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TJDave
I’ve been buying Greenberg smoked turkeys as holiday gifts for the better part of 40 years. First week in November they had a fire which wiped them out so I’m looking for a replacement. Any ideas/reviews would be appreciated.
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Put a MAGA hat on them set outside and BLM will be along before you know it and smoke them for you... maybe have a slight 87octane aftertaste... but it's 2020 oddness is the new normal.
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11-19-2020, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by OntheRail
Put a MAGA hat on them set outside and BLM will be along before you know it and smoke them for you... maybe have a slight 87octane aftertaste... but it's 2020 oddness is the new normal.
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Best laugh of my day.... 
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11-19-2020, 03:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OntheRail
Put a MAGA hat on them set outside and BLM will be along before you know it and smoke them for you... maybe have a slight 87octane aftertaste... but it's 2020 oddness is the new normal.
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Gee, if you Trumpites are beginning to feel nostalgic around Thanksgiving, you can all put your worn out MAGA hats on together, along with that Turkey, (Not Trump), and sing mournful tunes of your glory days. Don't forget the booze.
The party is over, don't cry.
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Last edited by hcap; 11-19-2020 at 03:42 AM.
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11-19-2020, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by hcap
Gee, if you Trumpites are beginning to feel nostalgic around Thanksgiving, you can all put your worn out MAGA hats on together, along with that Turkey, (Not Trump), and sing mournful tunes of your glory days. Don't forget the booze.
The party is over, don't cry.
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We certainly will not forget the booze. And you certainly will not forget the LSD.
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11-19-2020, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by hcap
Gee, if you Trumpites are beginning to feel nostalgic around Thanksgiving, you can all put your worn out MAGA hats on together, along with that Turkey, (Not Trump), and sing mournful tunes of your glory days. Don't forget the booze.
The party is over, don't cry.
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Cry? The White House will be comedy central. Lots of gaffes, flip flops, and infighting with Bernie and the gang of Commies ... Must see T.V.
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11-20-2020, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by jimmyb
Cry? The White House will be comedy central. Lots of gaffes, flip flops, and infighting with Bernie and the gang of Commies ... Must see T.V.
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Mr President: Was President Trump the most racist president in your lifetime?
Mr President: Where will you vacation this year?
Mr President: Was President Trump really as bad as he seems to have been?
Mr President: What is your plan if Republicans block your attempts to help America?
Mr President: Are there any circumstances under which you would consider pardoning Donald Trump for crimes?
Last edited by tucker6; 11-20-2020 at 11:20 AM.
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11-20-2020, 12:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hcap
Gee, if you Trumpites are beginning to feel nostalgic around Thanksgiving, you can all put your worn out MAGA hats on together, along with that Turkey, (Not Trump), and sing mournful tunes of your glory days. Don't forget the booze.
The party is over, don't cry.
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I don't drink... no need to I've always faced issues head on. Were as you seem to still be smoking crack or huffing Preparation-H from soreassness. Back under your bed... go on now
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Last edited by OntheRail; 11-20-2020 at 12:50 PM.
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11-20-2020, 02:15 PM
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deep fry the turkey!
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11-20-2020, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by PaceAdvantage
That's kind of a tall order...he's not talking about a single turkey... |
We are smoking 22 starting last night. Most are for weekend early Thanksgiving parties.
I had to take my store offline/off the web because we have pre sold all of our turkeys in holiday meal pickup packages for next week.
I really need a good Thanksgiving to come thru. It’s normally one of our biggest days of the year.
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11-20-2020, 06:37 PM
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Did they suspend indoor dining in Houston?
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11-20-2020, 06:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JustRalph
We are smoking 22 starting last night. Most are for weekend early Thanksgiving parties.
I had to take my store offline/off the web because we have pre sold all of our turkeys in holiday meal pickup packages for next week.
I really need a good Thanksgiving to come thru. It’s normally one of our biggest days of the year.
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Really pulling for you to have a great week that would be as helpful to you as possible JR. I hope that you and your family have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday.
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