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Old 07-13-2016, 11:06 AM   #61
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Shot and fed to a herd of pigs on a farm in Ohio.
You mean Jimmy Hoffa's remains aren't in a jar of Hellman's Mayonaise that's buried in the end zone at Giants Stadium?
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Old 07-13-2016, 11:46 AM   #62
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1.Did the Alcatraz men survived there escape?
2.Shroud Of Turin
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I have about a thousand but here's my top five.
1. Right wing nuts. Do they really believe some of the things they say? 2. Left wing nuts. Do they really believe some of the things they say? 3. Old people. Why the hell do you go to bed at 7pm and get up at 5am? My neighbors drive me crazy with that, and why are old people so angry all of the time? 4.People who claim to have seen Ufo's. Get the hell out of here. 5 Ancient religions.
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Old 07-13-2016, 12:05 PM   #63
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i only have 1, was Albert Desalvo the real Boston Strangler?
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Old 07-13-2016, 12:09 PM   #64
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Old 07-13-2016, 12:15 PM   #65
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Why the term 'people of color' is the height of enlightened racial euphemism and 'colored people' is the height of archaic racism.
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Old 07-13-2016, 12:17 PM   #66
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Especially when you consider Black is the ABSENCE of color.
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Old 07-13-2016, 12:48 PM   #67
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Why the term 'people of color' is the height of enlightened racial euphemism and 'colored people' is the height of archaic racism.
Every 10 years or so they come up with another description of what they are. Colored people was once appropriate and how they wanted to be referred as.
Negro, Afro-Americans, and African Americans are a few others.
Just make sure if you're white that you are up to date and choose the right one.

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Old 07-13-2016, 12:54 PM   #68
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i only have 1, was Albert Desalvo the real Boston Strangler?
At the height of the Boston Strangler hysteria and before he was captured, an old NYC sports writer wrote:

"The Boston Police are having a hard time finding where the Boston Strangler is hiding. I suggest they look in the jockey's room at Suffolk Downs."

Funny then, funny now.
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Old 09-08-2016, 08:08 PM   #69
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I know some people mentioned him in this thread, so here is the latest. The FBI has officially given up on finding DB Cooper. I guess that mystery will be forever.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/07/12...oper-case.html
It looks like I spoke to soon. We may have finally cracked the case of DB Cooper. The guy is supposedly alive and well in San Diego.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/08...per-files.html
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Old 09-08-2016, 08:33 PM   #70
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Especially when you consider Black is the ABSENCE of color.
Both of you can kiss my Pink Ass!
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Old 09-08-2016, 08:41 PM   #71
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3 ... and why are old people so angry all of the time?
That one is simple. It's because everything hurts or it's stiff so it might hurt if I move it. And if it's not hurt or stiff, I bet it's going to be ...
Now we're retired, we have a lot of time to worry about stuff like that.
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Old 09-08-2016, 10:20 PM   #72
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That one is simple. It's because everything hurts or it's stiff so it might hurt if I move it. And if it's not hurt or stiff, I bet it's going to be ...
Now we're retired, we have a lot of time to worry about stuff like that.
And plenty of old men are angry that one part of their anatomy is NOT stiff anymore.
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Old 09-08-2016, 10:53 PM   #73
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At least we solved this age old puzzle

I went out last night to a costume party dressed as a chicken and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another, and a life long question was answered................
It was the chicken.
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Old 09-09-2016, 03:53 PM   #74
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1.Why is the sky blue?
2. Was the immaculate reception a catch?
3.Why is American football called football when they rarely kick?
4.In golf why is a birdie called a birdie?
5. in tennis why is a 0 score considered "love"?
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Old 09-09-2016, 04:44 PM   #75
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Why do we say we feel "below par" when we are not feeling good,when in golf, below par is a positive attribute?
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