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Originally Posted by Tom
Two guys at the track.
One guy says to the other guy, "My doctor told me I have to get my pulse rate up three times a week."
"How are you going to do that?"
"I'm betting my rent money on the double."
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Two horses are battling it out to the wire...and a guy is screaming at the TV while clutching a daily double ticket. As the horses cross the wire...the screaming guy collapses to the ground and lies there motionless...while a worried crowd gathers around him.
"Let me through, I'm a doctor"...one of the horseplayers yells out, as he works his way through the crowd.
As the doctor gives the body a brief examination, someone from the crowd calls out..."Hey doc...is he alive?"
To which the doctor replies..."Only in the double".