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Old 04-23-2018, 05:31 PM   #1
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Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday, to the man who wrote Kind Leer.
Aside from writing a few plays, the "Bard" is also know for dead-heating the great John Henry in the inaugural running of the Arlington Million.

To honor his birthday, today I went to Walmart and bought a trash can. They put it in a plastic bag and I brought it home. I took it out of the bag and placed it in the kitchen, and then threw the plastic bag into the can.

"The wheel is come full circle: I am here."
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Old 04-24-2018, 11:53 AM   #2
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It seems like all the plastic bags clogging the ocean wind up in the same place. They say the area of plastic is bigger than Texas. Is there nobody on the planet who can figure out how to pull plastic out of the water when (1) it is floating on top of the water and (2) all the plastic amalgamates in a few places. It's not like picking up crap on the highway where it's scattered all over the place.

But it would be cool to have signs in the ocean like they do one the highway. "Adopt-an-Ocean" sponsored by ______.
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