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Old 05-22-2019, 04:50 PM   #1186
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Some people have to get up at 5:00 in the morning and go to work.
IF you wake up and it is dark out, it is still last night.
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Old 05-22-2019, 09:46 PM   #1187
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I'm going to Las Vegas to bowl in the National Bowling tourney....I haven't bowled in 7 years...yet someone is paying for my flights, room and entry fee...and I'm going to bowl like shit....most likely...

But once upon a time....maybe I'll catch lightning in a bottle...

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Old 05-23-2019, 10:28 AM   #1188
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The Departed

Finally saw the movie 'The Departed' yesterday. Awesome. Lots of good actors.
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Old 05-23-2019, 10:35 AM   #1189
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I'm going to Las Vegas to bowl in the National Bowling tourney....I haven't bowled in 7 years...yet someone is paying for my flights, room and entry fee...and I'm going to bowl like shit....most likely...

But once upon a time....maybe I'll catch lightning in a bottle...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ4d0Y
Hope you bowl as good as you ever did.
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Old 05-23-2019, 02:20 PM   #1190
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Just try and break a hundred.
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Old 05-23-2019, 03:32 PM   #1191
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A hundred of what?
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Old 05-24-2019, 08:28 PM   #1192
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Manhattan Clam Chowder for dinner tonight.
Lots of hot sauce, ice cold Labatts.

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Old 05-24-2019, 08:32 PM   #1193
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Reading the Post during dinner, I see a NY cop arrested some guy who was already dead!

If he goes to trial, and is sentenced to life, do they let him go?
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Old 05-24-2019, 08:34 PM   #1194
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Reading the Post during dinner, I see a NY cop arrested some guy who was already dead!

If he goes to trial, and is sentenced to life, do they let him go?
Wouldn't the trial be "Double Jeopardy?"
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Old 05-24-2019, 09:04 PM   #1195
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My wife just asked me if I want to go see a movie tomorrow.

Shit.
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Old 05-24-2019, 09:51 PM   #1196
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My Air Force buddy Paul and I have gotten together on Memorial Day weekend for the last 57 years with few exceptions. Life has been an interesting adventure and I thank my wife, children four girls(now women) and all associated with my life for being there for me all these years.
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Old 05-24-2019, 10:55 PM   #1197
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My Air Force buddy Paul and I have gotten together on Memorial Day weekend for the last 57 years with few exceptions. Life has been an interesting adventure and I thank my wife, children four girls(now women) and all associated with my life for being there for me all these years.
Bravo! Good Job.
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Old 05-24-2019, 11:12 PM   #1198
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I'm going to Las Vegas to bowl in the National Bowling tourney....I haven't bowled in 7 years...yet someone is paying for my flights, room and entry fee...and I'm going to bowl like shit....most likely...

But once upon a time....maybe I'll catch lightning in a bottle...

Do you inhale or exhale on your approach?
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