government humor ?

[ljb]

Government announcement
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

[Tom]

And the announces rhe new $1 bill today as well. It has a picture of Chenney holding up one finger - to signify the one dollar unit.

[kenwoodallpromos]

RU486 pill. Screw up as often as you like, kill your mistakes. In the park, in Hollywood, in the river, etc. (depends on what the definition of abortion is) Only evidence left is stains.