Nov. 30, 2020
“Did you miss you? Did you ever look at something going on in the news and go, ‘You know what this situation needs? Barack Obama,'” wondered Colbert, a prominent critic of President Donald Trump.
Obama, laughing, replied: “I’ve said this before, people would ask me, ‘Knowing what you know now, do you wish you had a third term?’”
“And I used to say, ‘You know what, if I could make an arrangement where I had a stand-in, a front man or a front woman and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement with my sweats looking through the stuff, and I could sort of deliver the lines, but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony, I would be fine with that,'” he said.
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