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Originally Posted by cj's dad
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God damn Ralph did this to me
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Dear Sir:
Do you or do you not wish to be an internet legend?
While not a goldmine this is an easy ticket to your 15 minutes. Do you want them or not?
First things first. You need to reshoot BUT the exact same way save the minor problem with the chiaroscuro.
The lighting is part of the charm as is your non-Jaggeresqueness, immobile self.
The song. What we need is a similar song as thre aren't enough dead people who had performed this one.
It will be a series and in all you will stand in that one spot.
We can get a local rapper for one, some strippers for another, use cgi and some deceased entertainers for a couple, some glam band or metal heads for yet another, steam punkers, emo guys, a Fellini tribute one with a kind of bizarre cluster**** of voluptuous women with dramatic and overdone cat-like eyeliner pawing at you, do you see what I'm saying? You'd be infamous.
(For fifteen minutes.)
All of this in the background - people either singing along to parts or rapping the same song or dancing, whatever.
You Sir? You are standing still, smack in the middle or it all.
Hell we could do one with a cooking show going on in the background and other with election results.
See what I mean?
It's worth a thought.
With utmost respect and regards,
VoR
