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11-10-2021, 12:25 AM
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The Voice of Reason!
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canandaigua, New york
Posts: 112,865
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My butt's been wiped!
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Who does the Racing Form Detective like in this one?
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11-10-2021, 01:13 AM
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Resurrectionist
Join Date: Jan 2017
Location: Cheyenne, Wy
Posts: 3,615
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom
My butt's been wiped!
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Have you received your government issued passport for that Tom?
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11-10-2021, 01:15 AM
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#138
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 28,554
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"Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time."
-- Howard Nemerov
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"Theory is knowledge that doesn't work. Practice is when everything works and you don't know why."
-- Hermann Hesse
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11-10-2021, 01:20 AM
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#139
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 10,999
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I don’t hate Donald Trump. I hate you for voting for him, for not having intelligence.
Howard Stern
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All I needed in life I learned from Gary Larson.
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11-10-2021, 06:12 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 1,287
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some George Carlin's
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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?"
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"If you pull the wings off a fly does it become a walk?"
"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
"Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?"
"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think."
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believe only half of what you see.....and nothing that you hear..................Edgar Allan Poe
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11-10-2021, 06:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 1,287
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueShoe
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, ir's inherent virtue the equal sharing of misery."
Winston Churchill
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the link provides a nice view of the homes of some miserable people on the French Riviera
most refer to France as a socialist country
I wish I was that miserable__________________(-:\
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https://www.google.com/search?q=home...kFNCYPM_AtUi2M
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believe only half of what you see.....and nothing that you hear..................Edgar Allan Poe
Last edited by Half Smoke; 11-10-2021 at 07:00 AM.
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11-10-2021, 09:43 AM
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#142
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Western NY
Posts: 5,336
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"Salute the Marines."
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11-17-2021, 10:03 AM
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PA Steward
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Del Boca Vista
Posts: 88,628
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TJDave
I don’t hate Donald Trump. I hate you for voting for him, for not having intelligence.
Howard Stern
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Donald Trump is a mirror of American society. Why wouldn't people vote for him?
And Howard Stern is one to talk...LMAO
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11-17-2021, 09:12 PM
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Librocubicularist
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Ohio
Posts: 10,466
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaceAdvantage
Donald Trump is a mirror of American society.
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In what way?
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Sapere aude
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11-18-2021, 03:00 PM
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#145
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,472
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I can resist anything, except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Favorite movie line. " does your dog bite? " That is not my dog. Gets me every time.
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11-18-2021, 10:17 PM
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Librocubicularist
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Ohio
Posts: 10,466
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MutuelClerk
I can resist anything, except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
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“There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.”
Mike Myers
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Sapere aude
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11-19-2021, 09:06 AM
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Librocubicularist
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Ohio
Posts: 10,466
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MutuelClerk
Favorite movie line. " does your dog bite? " That is not my dog. Gets me every time.
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Favorite movie line: "We're planning a felony and you're taking notes?" From How to Frame a Figg.
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Sapere aude
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11-19-2021, 10:00 AM
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#148
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Baystater
Posts: 3,494
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It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
- Steve Sweeney
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11-19-2021, 11:32 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: East Texas
Posts: 1,338
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thaskalos
"Happiness is...good health, and a bad memory."
Bumper sticker I saw yesterday.
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Popular bumper sticker around these parts:
"Please don't tell my folks I work in the oilfield. They think I'm a piano player in a whorehouse."
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11-19-2021, 11:37 AM
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#150
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Spaghetti Junction and Frustration Blvd.
Posts: 1,901
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"A job well done is a self-portrait of the person that did the job".
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Warm Regards,
Vinnie
"All Human error is impatience; a premature renunciation of method"- F. Kafka
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