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Scenes from movies
#1 Clint Eastwood playing Dirty Harry in Sudden Impact. The bad guys are armed to the teeth.
Harry: We're not going to just let you walk out of here.
Bad guy: Who's "we" sucker.
Harry: Smith and Wesson and me.
Only at this point does Harry draw his gun and blow the bad guys away. Yeah, right. The bad guy would have blown Harry's head off before he cleared leather.
#2 Sean Connery playing James Bond in Thunderball. Bond is in some kind of nursing home for reasons that are not clear. Anyway the nurse fastens Bond onto some sort of exercise machine and then leaves. One of the bad guys comes in and changes the gears on the machine nearly killing Bond.
Bond: Somebody's going to wish today had never happened.
Nurse: You wouldn't tell Dr. Wayne? I'd lose my job.
Bond: Well, I suppose my silence could have a price.
Nurse: You don't mean...? Oh, no.
Bond: Oh, yes.
Wait a minute! James Bond has to stoop to blackmailing women to have sex with him? No way! Roger Moore would never have done that!
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05-29-2021, 08:07 AM
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Hilarious!!!
But only 2???
Every Batman and Robin show had you wondering ..How did they get out of that one???
GB
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05-29-2021, 08:55 AM
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The Shawshank Redemption
When Andy Dufrene escaped his cell through a hole he spent years digging, how did he get the Rita Heyworth poster reattached from the other side of the wall?
That being said, it's still one of my favorite movies ever.
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05-29-2021, 12:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by geroge.burns99
Hilarious!!!
But only 2???
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Lot's more! 
Quote:
Originally Posted by geroge.burns99
Every Batman and Robin show had you wondering ..How did they get out of that one???
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Why isn't Batman being charged with child endangerment?
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05-29-2021, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by PhantomOnTour
When Andy Dufrene escaped his cell through a hole he spent years digging, how did he get the Rita Heyworth poster reattached from the other side of the wall?
That being said, it's still one of my favorite movies ever.
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Where did he put all the dirt he dug up?
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05-29-2021, 12:14 PM
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Where did he put all the dirt he dug up?
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O...that was addressed......he put it in his pants pocket and discharged it when it was Yard Time....
Remember he had 20 years to dig it up
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05-29-2021, 12:15 PM
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Lot's more!
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05-29-2021, 03:02 PM
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05-29-2021, 03:05 PM
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"Theory is knowledge that doesn't work. Practice is when everything works and you don't know why."
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05-29-2021, 03:07 PM
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"Theory is knowledge that doesn't work. Practice is when everything works and you don't know why."
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05-29-2021, 03:25 PM
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05-29-2021, 04:14 PM
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Love it......the scene before where he says why she cant have "my babies"
because her "pusxxy is polluted"
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05-29-2021, 04:19 PM
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Quote:
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Lot's more!
Why isn't Batman being charged with child endangerment? |
From any of the TV series...
"Quick, Robin. To the Bat Pole!" 
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05-29-2021, 04:29 PM
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Quote:
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From any of the TV series...
"Quick, Robin. To the Bat Pole!" |
I wonder how many times a day that happened.... 
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05-29-2021, 05:04 PM
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Quote:
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From any of the TV series...
"Quick, Robin. To the Bat Pole!" |
Wasn't it: "Quick, Robin. To the Batmobile"?
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