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Old 03-01-2023, 03:27 PM   #1
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And so it goes ...

I was sent this by a friend.


China claims that corona virus came from an old bat, but Nancy Pelosi denies being involved.

-"Payday" candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.

-If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts,
how are we going to plug 100 million electric cars in at night?

-Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to Americans?

-Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact checked, but not a ballot?

-How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.

-Can we still order black coffee?

-Are brownies being taken off the shelf?

-Is White Castle changing its name?

-I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed.

-Can we still play Chinese checkers?

-Is that season still called Indian summer?

-No more Italian sausages?

-How far do you want to go with this foolishness?

Hell of a job! We've managed to bring back the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots and the 1973 gas prices - ALL AT THE SAME TIME
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~Barack Obama

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~Rep. Sheila Jackson

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"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in it.

~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)

As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:

{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-shits has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}

AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:

"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."

~ Maxine Waters ... 2017

"You need to vote for the Democrats, otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights"!

~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019

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Old 03-02-2023, 02:58 PM   #2
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And to think, we have some idiot people on here mocking Marjorie Taylor Green.

What a joke!


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And to think, we have some idiot people on here mocking Marjorie Taylor Green.

What a joke!


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She can be somewhat of a loose cannon at times, but as we know the media will blow everything out of proportion when it comes to something a Republican did, while squashing Democrats running off at the mouth or talking out their ass. How different would the media be if Biden had an R after his name. None of the 3 late night comedians utter a bad word about him.
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We have Margie...they have Ilhan...each party has its own set of lovable loons.
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Old 03-02-2023, 09:55 PM   #5
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We have Margie...they have Ilhan...each party has its own set of lovable loons.

MTG isn't a loon


Iihan isn't lovable
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Old 03-02-2023, 10:51 PM   #6
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MTG isn't a loon


Iihan isn't lovable
But MTG is!
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Old 03-03-2023, 04:32 PM   #7
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But MTG is!

You just say that because she sounds like a hick from Georgia.
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