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03-01-2023, 03:27 PM
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And so it goes ...
I was sent this by a friend.
China claims that corona virus came from an old bat, but Nancy Pelosi denies being involved.
-"Payday" candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.
-If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts,
how are we going to plug 100 million electric cars in at night?
-Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to Americans?
-Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact checked, but not a ballot?
-How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.
-Can we still order black coffee?
-Are brownies being taken off the shelf?
-Is White Castle changing its name?
-I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed.
-Can we still play Chinese checkers?
-Is that season still called Indian summer?
-No more Italian sausages?
-How far do you want to go with this foolishness?
Hell of a job! We've managed to bring back the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots and the 1973 gas prices - ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton
Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards
"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions."
~Kamala Harris
"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi)
~Hillary Clinton
"I invented the Internet."~ Al Gore
"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)
"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)
"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid
"Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
~Rep. Sheila Jackson
"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights."
~Joe Biden
"Having an abortion is no different than having one's tonsils removed."
~Elizabeth Warren
"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution."
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)
"You have a business.... you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)
"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
~Bernie Sanders
And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior of Ridiculous":
"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in it.
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)
As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample."
Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn - at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:
{"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-shits has changed his position on off-shore drillin"}
AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:
"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters ... 2017
"You need to vote for the Democrats, otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights"!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019
"And So It Goes!"
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03-02-2023, 02:58 PM
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And to think, we have some idiot people on here mocking Marjorie Taylor Green.
What a joke!
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03-02-2023, 03:34 PM
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Location: Beaverdam Virginia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MargieRose
And to think, we have some idiot people on here mocking Marjorie Taylor Green.
What a joke!
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She can be somewhat of a loose cannon at times, but as we know the media will blow everything out of proportion when it comes to something a Republican did, while squashing Democrats running off at the mouth or talking out their ass. How different would the media be if Biden had an R after his name. None of the 3 late night comedians utter a bad word about him.
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03-02-2023, 04:33 PM
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PA Steward
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Del Boca Vista
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We have Margie...they have Ilhan...each party has its own set of lovable loons.
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03-02-2023, 09:55 PM
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Location: New Jersey
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaceAdvantage
We have Margie...they have Ilhan...each party has its own set of lovable loons.
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MTG isn't a loon
Iihan isn't lovable
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03-02-2023, 10:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by myohmyjustify
MTG isn't a loon
Iihan isn't lovable
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But MTG is!
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03-03-2023, 04:32 PM
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Location: New Jersey
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thaskalos
But MTG is!
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You just say that because she sounds like a hick from Georgia.
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