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Do you have a personal true story that sounds like a lie?
I don't lie most of the time, I am honest to a fault, except the few times I have lied to my mom and a few females about marks I got from fighting.
Anyway, my live in girlfriend and I share my extended cab truck, I was 18 or 19, the year 1980. After driving the truck on an errand she comes in the house with a bra and women's panties in her hand. She angrily says "What the F**K is this?" She said she found them in the back jump seats in the truck. At first I was perplexed and had no answer, then I said "hand them to me." Seeing they were obviously from a women small and thin as a rail, the light bulb came on, they were my sister's.
My sister was 15 and since we lived close, my dad would kick me gas money
plus a few more bucks to pick up my sister and take her back for his visitation if he was busy. My mother, always trying to hit my dad up for more money had my sister use paper bags for suit cases acting like we were so poor.
My sister usually wanted her dog brought along on visits. I figure Gypsy dug in the paper sacks and scattered the under garments.
Try topping that for an unbelievable true story.
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