Tax Time

[llegend39]

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question:

"List all dependents?"

I replied -

"12 million illegal immigrants;

"3 million crack heads;

"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,

"2 million people in over 243 prisons;

"Half of Mexico ; and

"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

[Tom]

Good one!

[Overlay]

Originally Posted by llegend39

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question:

"List all dependents?"

I replied -

"12 million illegal immigrants;

"3 million crack heads;

"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,

"2 million people in over 243 prisons;

"Half of Mexico ; and

"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Obviously, the IRS sent it back because you forgot to include "a partridge in a pear tree"!

[thaskalos]

Reminds me of a past employee of mine...

I had him fill out an application for health insurance, and, where the application said "SEX"...he wrote in, "Rarely".

That application was returned too...

[Actor]

The IRS has no sense of humor.

This is known as a frivolous return.

Expect to pay penalties and interest for the frivolous return.

Since the frivolous return was not acceptable, expect to pay penalties and interest for failure to file.

If you want to protest I suggest that, in the future, you go to D.C. and march up and down in front of the Treasury Department building carrying a sign.

Have a nice day.

[Actor]

Originally Posted by thaskalos

where the application said "SEX"...he wrote in, "Rarely".

The correct answer is "Yes, please."

[Robert Goren]

Originally Posted by llegend39

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question:

"List all dependents?"

I replied -

"12 million illegal immigrants;

"3 million crack heads;

"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,

"2 million people in over 243 prisons;

"Half of Mexico ; and

"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

of course they are going to return it. You left off the government of Afghanistan and the entire population of Israel.

[Actor]

Originally Posted by llegend39

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question:

"List all dependents?"

I replied -

"12 million illegal immigrants;

"3 million crack heads;

"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,

"2 million people in over 243 prisons;

"Half of Mexico ; and

"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

You got all that in that little bitty space on Form 1040?

I think I see your problem. Did you include all their Social Security numbers?