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11-17-2020, 09:23 AM
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Church of the Divine Mask
These people have lost their minds
https://worshipwithnativity.org/a-pr...ing-on-a-mask/
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Creator,
as I prepare to go into the world,
help me to see the sacrament
in the wearing of this cloth –
let it be “an outward sign
of an inward grace” –
a tangible and visible way
of living love for my neighbours,
as I love myself.
Christ,
since my lips will be covered,
uncover my heart,
that people would see my smile
in the crinkles around my eyes.
Since my voice may be muffled,
help me to speak clearly,
not only with my words,
but with my actions.
Holy Spirit,
as the elastic touches my ears,
remind me to listen carefully –
and full of care –
to all those I meet.
May this simple piece of cloth
be shield and banner,
and each breath that it holds,
be filled with your love.
In your Name
and in that love,
I pray.
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11-17-2020, 09:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tor Ekman
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Yup, it's the latest pagan religion. Worship the Mask! Idolatry is still alive, well and thriving in this 21st century.
P.S. Oh yeah...almost forgot. I would be remiss if I did not utter the profound statement of one of our very own intellectual elites on this forum: What a crock!.
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Last edited by boxcar; 11-17-2020 at 09:37 AM.
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11-17-2020, 09:34 AM
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As long as you dont pray out-loud that will get you kicked out of schools,libraries and government buildings.
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11-17-2020, 09:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by woodtoo
As long as you dont pray out-loud that will get you kicked out of schools,libraries and government buildings.
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Maybe not if you identify verbally as an adherent to the religion of the Divine Mask. They might give you a pass on that...
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11-17-2020, 10:08 AM
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Just Deplorable
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Location: Lebanon, Ohio
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Or a promotion.
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11-17-2020, 10:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rastajenk
Or a promotion.
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Absolutely! Good little mindless sheeple are always welcomed into the flock.
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11-17-2020, 10:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tor Ekman
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a beautiful prayer Tor. Thank you for posting.
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11-18-2020, 07:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Track Collector
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The could call themselves The Church of The First Face Diapers.
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