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Old 11-21-2020, 05:12 PM   #1
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Talking Flamboro 11/21 Scintillating Selections

RACE #1


RACE #2


RACE #3


RACE #4


RACE #5


RACE #6


RACE #7


RACE #8


RACE #9


RACE #10




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$1 Win ---- Top Selection
$1 Ex Box - Top 2 Selections
Total Investment $36

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Many people have requested information on the exact nature of my handicapping research.

I am hesitant to reveal too many details about the Scintillating Selections staff, lest the glories of celebrity distract from the demands of our research. Suffice to say that the Scintillating Selections International Command Bunker is located deep in the Earth, with a crew of 25 people grinding away day and night, faces illuminated by the ghostly glow of their computer screens. Everyone wears a headset and a red jump suit. There is a large central map where someone is continually adjusting small red pins. As research director, my chair is attached to a narrow gauge rail permitting circumnavigation of the entire bunker without the need for ambulation. But even I must answer to The Old One. That is all I can say at this time
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Many people have requested information on the exact nature of my handicapping research.

I am hesitant to reveal too many details about the Scintillating Selections staff, lest the glories of celebrity distract from the demands of our research. Suffice to say that the Scintillating Selections International Command Bunker is located deep in the Earth, with a crew of 25 people grinding away day and night, faces illuminated by the ghostly glow of their computer screens. Everyone wears a headset and a red jump suit. There is a large central map where someone is continually adjusting small red pins. As research director, my chair is attached to a narrow gauge rail permitting circumnavigation of the entire bunker without the need for ambulation. But even I must answer to The Old One. That is all I can say at this time
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Old 11-21-2020, 08:39 PM   #4
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"Scintillating?"


Did you recently get a Reader's Digest subscription?


I'm just funnin ya...not even sure if they still have that "Increase Your Word Power" feature.

Or-if they still even have a print edition.

Probably another piece of grand Americana gone.

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Old 11-21-2020, 09:10 PM   #5
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"Scintillating?"


Did you recently get a Reader's Digest subscription?


I'm just funnin ya...not even sure if they still have that "Increase Your Word Power" feature.

Or-if they still even have a print edition.

Probably another piece of grand Americana gone.

No worries about "funnin" me Greg. I love humor that's why sometimes I post goofy sh#t.


Wow that reference to The Reader's Digest brings back memories of simpler and friendlier times when people rarely had catastrophic thoughts on their minds. If I had a time machine and went back in time to the 1970's or 1980's and somehow convinced the young me that one day things would be like this...

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RACE #1



RACE #2 * WIN $1.60 EX $2.50



RACE #3 * WIN $1.30



RACE #4 * WIN $2.25



RACE #5 * WIN $1.10



RACE #6



RACE #7 * EX $5.10



RACE #8



RACE #9



RACE #10 * WIN $9.50





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$1 Win ---- Top Selection
$1 Ex Box - Top 2 Selections
Total Investment $30 ($36 noted earlier incorrect)


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$10.00...Investment
$7.60.....Return
76%.......Return On Investment

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$15.75...Return
158%....Return On Investment

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