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Old 06-09-2018, 07:23 PM   #1
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Old 06-09-2018, 07:30 PM   #2
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Mr. President, with all due respect, the music had NOT stopped when you grabbed the chair!


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Old 06-09-2018, 07:33 PM   #3
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Old 06-09-2018, 07:48 PM   #4
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Help me Mr. President, I let in all these immigrants and now everybody wants leave the Union and they all blame me!
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But we need more money to house and feed all the refuges from your middle east mess .... It is not mine, but the previous presidents...
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Old 06-09-2018, 07:51 PM   #6
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