Reasons to vote for Democrats

[llegend39]

When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted for
> Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their
> reasons
>
>
> 1. I voted Democrat because I believe
> oil companies' profits of 4% on a
> gallon of gas are obscene, but the
> government taxing the same gallon of
> gas at 15% isn't.
>
> 2. I voted Democrat because I believe
> the government will do a better job of
> spending the money I earn than I
> would.
>
> 3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of
> Speech is fine as long as nobody is
> offended by it.
>
> 4. I voted Democrat because I'm way
> too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
> know that my local police are all I
> need to protect me from murderers and
> thieves.
>
> 5. I voted Democrat because I believe
> that people who can't tell us if it
> will rain on Friday can tell us that
> the polar ice caps will melt away in
> ten years if I don't start driving a
> Prius.
>
> 6. I voted Democrat because I'm not
> concerned about millions of babies
> being aborted so long as we keep all
> death row inmates alive.
>
> 7. I voted Democrat because I think
> illegal aliens have a right to free
> health care, education, and Social
> Security benefits.
>
> 8. I voted Democrat because I believe
> that business should not be allowed to
> make profits for themselves. They need
> to break even and give the rest away
> to the government for redistribution
> as the Democrats see fit.
>
> 9. I voted Democrat because I believe
> liberal judges need to rewrite the
> Constitution every few days to suit
> some fringe kooks who would never get
> their agendas past the voters.
>
> 10. I voted Democrat because I think
> that it's better to pay billions to
> people who hate us for their oil, but
> not drill our own because it might
> upset some endangered beetle or
> gopher.
>
> 11. I voted Democrat because while we
> live in the greatest, most wonderful
> country in the world, I was promised
> "HOPE AND CHANGE".
>
> 12. I voted Democrat because my head
> is so firmly planted up my ass, it's
> unlikely that I'll ever have another
> point of view.

[Robert Goren]

There are only three reasons to vote for a republican.
1. I am dumber than the GOP candidate.
2. I am crazier than the GOP candidate.
3. I am richer than God.

[Actor]

When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted for Republicans, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons

• I voted Republican because I like pompous assholes telling me that if I'm not rich it's my own fault.
• I voted Republican because it's pretty clever how they moved most of the wealth to the top 1% of the population but are against wealth redistribution.
• I voted Republican because I don't need any dignity in my old age and I want my Social Security taken away.
• I voted Republican because the country needs a kook like Sarah Palin one heartbeat away from the Presidency.
• I voted Republican because I really think the country can get along without collecting any taxes.
• I voted Republican because I'm morally bankrupt. Those too poor to afford health insurance should be left to die on the hospital steps.
• I voted Republican because not enough Americans died in Viet Nam.
• I voted Republican because Reagan had nice hair.

[canleakid]

"Reasons to vote for Democrats"
the 2012 republican-candidates errr lack of

[boxcar]

Originally Posted by Robert Goren

There are only three reasons to vote for a republican.
1. I am dumber than the GOP candidate.
2. I am crazier than the GOP candidate.
3. I am richer than God.

You boy in the WH has all but a mortal lock on "dumb". After all, Hawaii, which is one of his 57 states, is also now in Asia. So, by extension, just how bright are Dems who voted for this Affirmative Action poster boy?

Boxcar

[lsbets]

Congratulations Actor, you've made Goren look smart and that's no small feat.

[PhantomOnTour]

This thread ought to be fun

[skate]

<the-skate voted Dem, just to piss-off PA.

[skate]

Originally Posted by lsbets

Congratulations Actor, you've made Goren look smart and that's no small feat.

i didnt know Goren had Big Feet. thanks.

[ArlJim78]

Actor that's some great material there. You should do it justice by creating a Sunday morning humor thread based on that post.

[NJ Stinks]

I vote Democratic partly because I don't suffer from paranoia.

from the Free Dictionary website:

par·a·noi·a (pr-noi)
n.
2. Extreme, irrational distrust of others.

[mostpost]

Originally Posted by llegend39

When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted for
> Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their
> reasons
>
>
> 1. I voted Democrat because I believe
> oil companies' profits of 4% on a
> gallon of gas are obscene, but the
> government taxing the same gallon of
> gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democratic because I'm not so gullible to think oil company profits are 4% on a gallon.
>
> 2. I voted Democrat because I believe
> the government will do a better job of
> spending the money I earn than I
> would.
I voted Democratic because I believe we are responsible for more than just ourselves. It is immaterial whether the government can spend my money better than I can. There are things the government can do for society that I alone can not do.
>
> 3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of
> Speech is fine as long as nobody is
> offended by it.
I voted democratic because I don't feel it is necessary to offend people to make myself feel important.
>
> 4. I voted Democrat because I'm way
> too sensible to own a gun, and I
> know that my local police are all I
> need to protect me from murderers and
> thieves.
>FTFY. I have never owned a gun and I have never been murdered and never been robbed at gunpoint. Or any other point. Guns attract trouble like carrion attracts buzzards.
> 5. I voted Democrat because I believe
> that people who can't tell us if it
> will rain on Friday can tell us that
> the polar ice caps will melt away in
> ten years if I don't start driving a
> Prius.
I voted Democratic because the polar ice caps are already melting. BTW weather forecasters are more accurate than you give them credit for.
>
> 6. I voted Democrat because I'm not
> concerned about millions of babies
> being aborted so long as we keep all
> death row inmates alive.
I voted Democratic because you are an idiot and the statement above proves it.
>
> 7. I voted Democrat because I think
> illegal aliens have a right to free
> health care, education, and Social
> Security benefits.
I voted Democratic because I don't generalize things that are true in a few states and apply them where they are not.
>
> 8. I voted Democrat because I believe
> that business should not be allowed to
> make profits for themselves. They need
> to break even and give the rest away
> to the government for redistribution
> as the Democrats see fit.
I voted Democratic because I appreciate the rights of business to turn a profit, but reject the idea that this right tramples the rights of workers to earn a decent wage. And I reject the redistribution of wealth from the poor to the rich.
>
> 9. I voted Democrat because I believe
> liberal judges need to rewrite the
> Constitution every few days to suit
> some fringe kooks who would never get
> their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democratic because I watched John Roberts, Samuel Alito, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas and Arthur Kennedy turn the Constitution on its ear to give corporations rights they were never intended to have. Incidentally they are all conservatives.
>
> 10. I voted Democrat because I think
> that it's better to pay billions to
> people who hate us for their oil, but
> not drill our own because it might
> upset some endangered beetle or
> gopher.
I voted Democratic because I understand it is not about one beetle or gopher, its the entire ecosystem. Ecosystem? That means where we live.
>
> 11. I voted Democrat because while we
> live in the greatest, most wonderful
> country in the world, I was promised
> "HOPE AND CHANGE".
I voted Democratic because I'm not an arrogant asshole.
>
> 12. I voted Democrat because my head
> is so firmly planted up my ass, it's
> unlikely that I'll ever have another
> point of view.

I voted Democratic because I know that it is the DEMOCRATIC party not the Democrat party, you numbskull. And I voted Democratic because I would never post someone else's thoughts without giving them credit-like you just did.

[Robert Goren]

Originally Posted by skate

i didnt know Goren had Big Feet. thanks.

Size 13

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[TJDave]

Voting republican or democrat makes absolutely NO difference. There's only one agenda and the 99% ain't a part of it.

[MONEY]

Originally Posted by boxcar

You boy in the WH has all but a mortal lock on "dumb". After all, Hawaii, which is one of his 57 states, is also now in Asia. So, by extension, just how bright are Dems who voted for this Affirmative Action poster boy?

Boxcar

Affirmative action may no longer be necessary but at one time it was needed to right some wrongs.
As I have stated before, I got 100% on two civil service exams and was twice eliminated from contention just because I am a minority.
Without an affirmative action lawsuit, I would never have been hired.

Also in a new low for you, you have referred to President Obama as boy twice in one post.
I don't like President Obama. I didn't vote for him & I will not vote for him. But President Obama is the man in the White House, not the boy in the White House.