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Old 02-08-2012, 06:06 PM   #1
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So I'm ridin' shotgun in a cah with a woman, she's smoking. Finishes said cig and throws it out the window!

I says WTF are ya doin'? She says What's the problem? I says Ya got an ashtray right there. Damn thing is still in bristol condition. She says she "doesn't want to stink up the cah."

ATTN smokers: The world is not your ashtray.

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Old 02-08-2012, 06:24 PM   #2
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just asking

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So I'm ridin' shotgun in a cah with a woman, she's smoking. Finishes said cig and throws it out the window!

I says WTF are ya doin'? She says What's the problem? I says Ya got an ashtray right there. Damn thing is still in bristol condition. She says she "doesn't want to stink up the cah."

ATTN smokers: The world is not your ashtray.


Hey burger-boy - does your asshole ever get jealous of the shit that comes outta your mouth?
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Old 02-08-2012, 06:31 PM   #3
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Hey look, it's the hypersensitive Nanook of the North. Who's joint did you suck to get back in? No wait, I'll bet you busted through with a Tor browser or HideMyIP.

Funny stuff when PA mentioned you BEGGED to get back in. Did you plead & implore like a little bitch?

Show us all what a monumental prick you are. Go out in a flurry.
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Old 02-08-2012, 06:33 PM   #4
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Hey burger-boy - does your asshole ever get jealous of the shit that comes outta your mouth?
I think I figured out why you mistakenly thought everyone hates Canadians...
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Old 02-08-2012, 06:54 PM   #5
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Hey look, it's the hypersensitive Nanook of the North. Who's joint did you suck to get back in? No wait, I'll bet you busted through with a Tor browser or HideMyIP.

Funny stuff when PA mentioned you BEGGED to get back in. Did you plead & implore like a little bitch?

Show us all what a monumental prick you are. Go out in a flurry.
While the two of you are cuddling have him show you the email – begged is a gross exaggeration.

Why do you write in girlie-speak, do those around you find it attractive?
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Old 02-08-2012, 06:55 PM   #6
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I think I figured out why you mistakenly thought everyone hates Canadians...

John – buger-boy has repeatedly spoke ill of Canadians since his arrival and PA has given him a pass. I assumed since no one took exception to his outbursts that many here agreed with his sentiments. Apparently I was wrong judging by the posts, emails and PM’s I received.
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Old 02-08-2012, 07:17 PM   #7
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Well, this is unfortunate.
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Old 02-08-2012, 07:30 PM   #8
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Hey burger-boy are you thinking of something manly to say? Can’t find the words?

Why don’t you make a trip to red-neck Alberta and tell us all about sucking joints, I’m thinking a fag-ass like you would get a rude awakening
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I hope it's clear to everyone now why the K-man wasn't seen around these parts for the longest time.
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Old 02-08-2012, 08:23 PM   #10
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I hope it's clear to everyone now why the K-man wasn't seen around these parts for the longest time.
Don't boot him out again, I wanna have some more fun with the psychotic freak.
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that didn't take long.....I am positive it is a record somewhere. what the hell...2 posts!



on the upside it makes the rest of the suspects look civilized and tame.
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