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Old 03-11-2019, 02:00 PM   #1
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scarry if true

yesterday my wife tells me the dishwasher shit the bed. i didn't go online or speak to anyone on the phone.

today, i am getting all these adds from Best Buy, Home Depot, and Wayfair about dishwashers.

they have to be mindreaders. no wonder why i can't pick any winners any longer.
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Maybe your wife did a search online...

And maybe this should be in off-topic
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Old 03-11-2019, 02:20 PM   #3
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yesterday my wife tells me the dishwasher shit the bed. i didn't go online or speak to anyone on the phone.

today, i am getting all these adds from Best Buy, Home Depot, and Wayfair about dishwashers.

they have to be mindreaders. no wonder why i can't pick any winners any longer.
Do you have Alexa or Google Home?
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Old 03-11-2019, 02:44 PM   #4
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Imagine if ADW's worked like Amazon:

"If you liked this horse, you may also like number 6 in the 4th at Finger Lakes"
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Old 03-11-2019, 04:13 PM   #5
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Imagine if ADW's worked like Amazon:

"If you liked this horse, you may also like number 6 in the 4th at Finger Lakes"

That's good.



or



"May I suggest a 6 horse exacta box that is similar to other losing wagers you made"
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Old 03-11-2019, 04:23 PM   #6
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Imagine if ADW's worked like Amazon:

"If you liked this horse, you may also like number 6 in the 4th at Finger Lakes"
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Old 03-11-2019, 05:01 PM   #7
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Imagine if ADW's worked like Amazon:

"If you liked this horse, you may also like number 6 in the 4th at Finger Lakes"
That's actually funny
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Old 03-11-2019, 05:45 PM   #8
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Maybe your wife did a search online...

And maybe this should be in off-topic
I don't know if I'm scared....but I am scarred.
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Old 03-11-2019, 06:55 PM   #9
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yesterday my wife tells me the dishwasher shit the bed. i didn't go online or speak to anyone on the phone.

today, i am getting all these adds from Best Buy, Home Depot, and Wayfair about dishwashers.

they have to be mindreaders. no wonder why i can't pick any winners any longer.
If you have a laptop, NSA and other groups can turn on your camera and microphone even if your laptop is off. Don't have any conversations about blowing up some sharia muslims nearby.
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Old 03-11-2019, 07:23 PM   #10
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yesterday my wife tells me the dishwasher shit the bed
What was your dishwasher doing in your bed and what's his name.?
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