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"Wild West Medicine Show": Ivermectin
“Gather ‘round. Draw nigh. Come near. Step right up. This is your opportunity of a lifetime; one you do not want to miss. It’s the “Wild West Medicine Show” and I’m your man from ‘Deep in the Heart of Texas.’
“This here elixir that I’m holding in my hand can cure just about anything that ails y’all. You can take it orally or topically. It may even keep your hair in place. It will most definitely cure COVID-19. It’s called Ivermectin (It’s really used as an anti-parasitic for livestock; in animals, the drug paralyzes and kills those parasitic critters. Imagine what it can do for humans). One thing’s for sure, it will clean you right out; it’s like a physic for horses. You can even use my topical lotion to clean your silverware.
“Oh, did I forget to mention… There’s one other benefit attributed to this wonderful drug. The man in the last town bought a bottle of my elixir and three hours later he was back for more. He said he couldn’t see anything that would attract so many women. His wife became so jealous that he had to call the local newspaper gossip-columnist to arrange for a ‘catch ‘n’ kill.’
Now, there are - aren’t there always - a “few” minor side-effects: Diarrhea. Itching. Hives. Balance problems. Seizures. Low Blood Pressure. Vomiting. Coma.
One final point. I know most of y’all are followers of Carrie Nation, so I assume most in this crowd will not have to worry, but if you like your “moonshine,” you’ll need to be especially careful ‘cause my cure-all and ‘John Barleycorn’ don’t mix.”
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Walt (Teach)
"Walt, make a 'mental bet' and lose your mind." R.N.S.
"The important thing is what I think of myself."
"David and Lisa" (1962)
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