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04-25-2011, 04:15 PM
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When i noticed that i have more hair growing in/on my ears thank on my head.  rbj
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04-25-2011, 04:22 PM
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i was sitting at the meadowlands next to my friend one night when he asked "what the hell are you squinting at" ?
hadn't realized it but i couldn't read the numbers on the tote board. all downhill from there !
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04-25-2011, 04:29 PM
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i was sitting at the meadowlands next to my friend one night when he asked "what the hell are you squinting at" ?
hadn't realized it but i couldn't read the numbers on the tote board. all downhill from there !
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Exactly!! Just started carrying reading glasses to be able to read the PP's (in low light of course)
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04-25-2011, 04:33 PM
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when I got a letter from a lawyer that said my joints were suing me for seperate maintenance. 
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Never tell your problems to anyone because 20% flat don't care and 80% are glad they are yours.
No Balls.......No baby!
Have you ever noticed that those who do not have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of always seem to know how to handle the money of those who do.
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04-25-2011, 04:50 PM
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AARP
My first recollection of knowing I had gotten "beyond young" was when the mail arrived with an envelope from the AARP, and my name was on it.
I was 49 at the time - 53 now. I still don't open them.
Ran my first marathon 18 months ago - will do my third in July.
Old?
Me?
Nah......
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Here it is, in a nutshell: Millions of people are
pinning their hopes on a man who has every
chance of returning to the WH, assuming that
he can manage to stay out of prison. Think about it.
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04-25-2011, 04:54 PM
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Canadian since 51
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Location: Toronto
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Almost a decade ago, Mgt. finally hired some new blood, missing from my/many worksites for a long time.I could see right away the coming trend- that many, many young people were going to get the nod and THEY were going to take over. I decided right away to pick a couple and try to make friends.
It turned out great for me and I believe for them. They are smart, articulate, worldly and yes- they are good looking. 
Soooooo... one day I'm on the road. When I return, they both approach me and say that they have a wee question.
" Which event in human history happened first, did you start work with our employer or were we born ? "
I think you can guess the answer...  
THAT gave me pause...
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04-25-2011, 04:57 PM
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i've always been a bull. 1 year ago i really, really hurt all over. could barely move.
mri's followed by cervical spine fusion of 3 vertebrae and complete replacement of my right knee and i'm movin a little better.
i guess 12 yrs. of football and 20 yrs. wrastlin racehorses takes its toll.
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04-25-2011, 04:58 PM
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when it dawned on me i could no longer double my age..
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"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their
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04-25-2011, 05:20 PM
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When i started thinking about my first pet...and realized that he had scales AND wings.
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04-25-2011, 05:51 PM
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Two Words: prostate exam.
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04-25-2011, 06:05 PM
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When I couldn't "dunk" anymore.
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04-25-2011, 06:19 PM
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When, after getting out of the shower, I looked down and the first thing I could see was my toes.
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I wouldn't say I drink too much but my mother did tell me that my first words were" when does happy hour start"?
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04-25-2011, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by cj's dad
When, after getting out of the shower, I looked down and the first thing I could see was my toes.
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.... or your belly button
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04-25-2011, 06:29 PM
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Racing Form Detective
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Lincoln, Ne but my heart is at Santa Anita
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Originally Posted by offtrack
Two Word: prostate exam.
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One Word: Colonoscopy
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Some day in the not too distant future, horse players will betting on computer generated races over the net. Race tracks will become casinos and shopping centers. And some crooner will be belting out "there used to be a race track here".
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04-25-2011, 08:33 PM
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Even Older When
You no longer have to ask for the senior discount at businesses you patronize that offer it, because the employees that work there give it to you automatically, even ones seeing you for the first time.
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