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Originally Posted by Tom
Th three big questions to be answered in the SOTU....
1. How many diapers will he wear?
2. Will they be enough?
3. Will anyone other than FOX show his pants if they don't?
4. Will Cookie Monster be in the audience and get a shout out?
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I am sure his juice trainer will have him as cranked as he can get. His doctor will probably have cleared his bowels like they do before a colonoscopy, and given him a double dose of Gas X. He will be catheterized and have a bag strapped to his pant leg.
While the Biden staff you see are a pathetic cast of idiots, there are a few behind the scenes that are sharp and are constantly adapting to Biden's physical and mental decline. One of those is his juice trainer who can only do so much and his team of doctors. He hasn't released gas or a possible dump on camera like he did next to the Duchess of Cornwall since that incident.
He is also the first person I knew of that lasted more than a month or so after seeing dead people. I will admit the half dozen plus I knew that died shortly after seeing dead people were all female.
As for #4, did I miss something? I have only seen Biden take direction from the Easter Bunny. I have heard even Sesame Street spews liberal politics these days, how disgusting.