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02-12-2006, 03:46 PM
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VP Chaney Breaking News
AP says Dick Chaney plugs hunting partner in Texas 
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02-12-2006, 04:14 PM
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Harry Whittington, 78, was "alert and doing fine" after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.
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02-12-2006, 04:53 PM
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There goes Cheney, spreading leaks all over again.
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02-12-2006, 06:01 PM
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He must have recovered from whatever ailments he had when he got 5 deferments from using a gun for his country.
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02-12-2006, 06:27 PM
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Shot who?
When they showed a photo of Cheney's victim, my wife said that was Bush. I told her Cheney wants to be Pres!
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02-12-2006, 07:19 PM
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Practicing for 2008.....this time it's personal!
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02-12-2006, 09:33 PM
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21 hours late!
Why was the media 21 hours late reporting the story?
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02-13-2006, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by kenwoodallpromos
Why was the media 21 hours late reporting the story?
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Chenney had them at gunpoint! 
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02-13-2006, 04:26 PM
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I heard the only problem Chaney will face was a ticket from the Game Warden.
Lawyer season doesn't start till March 1.
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02-13-2006, 04:35 PM
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What's up, Dick?
As wildhare B. Bunny cautioned befuddled Elmer:
"Stop; Hey!
Ya' gonna hoit someone
Wit' dat ol' shot gun,
Hey, what's up, Doc!?"
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02-13-2006, 04:40 PM
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You knew someone would do this....
Dick Cheney's top 10 excuses for shooting fellow hunter Harry Whittington
Author unknown ...
10. Sick and tired of Whittington's "Hey, I'm having a heart attack" jokes
9. Pushed over edge by Dixie Chicks and Streisand blasting on pick-up truck stereo
8. Ongoing dispute over whether it's acceptable to torture quail before shooting them
7. Thought he saw Scooter Libby on other side of tree line
6. Bombed out of his gourd on Wild Turkey and Lone Star Beer
5. Companion's ill-advised decision to wear Moveon.org sweatshirt
4. Was trying to impress Jodie Foster
3. Whittington's repeated ribbing that Bush is actually the "real president"
2. Targeting scope on rifle made by Halliburton
And the number one excuse given by Dick Cheney for almost blowing away hunting companion Harry Whittington...
1. Because he's a wartime vice president, damn it
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02-13-2006, 04:54 PM
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Chenney was hunting QUAIL?
Is Dan alright?
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02-13-2006, 04:59 PM
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The thing is, this is a lot more common than a lot of folks think, and reason #6 is usually the answer.
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02-13-2006, 06:09 PM
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He was just sighting in his 28 gauge. He has a big hunting expedition planned for next weekend with Abramoff and Chertoff.
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