A Super Bowl Commercial You Won't See
23 Time Olympic Men's Swimming Gold Medalist Michael Phelps is wearing a wig while absolutely crushing a group of 8th grade schoolgirls in a race.
Cut to the medal ceremony.
With the gold medal hanging from his neck, Phelps removes the wig, glares at the schoolgirl silver and bronze medalists on the stand, shakes the wig at them, and screams "THAT'S RIGHT LOSERS! I WON! YEAH!"
Cut to the ride home.
The two schoolgirl silver and bronze medalists are in the back seat of an old 1960's station wagon with wood side paneling.
One of their Dads is driving.
Just then Phelps zooms by in a shiny new Corvette convertible, removes his wig, shakes it in the air, and screams "HA HA LOSERS! I WON! YEAH!"
The two school girls look at each other and roll their eyes.
Mom, who is in the front passenger seat, leans back and hands each of the girls a bottle of Coke.
The girls look at each other, take a sip of Coke, and smile.
The announcer cuts in and says: "Things go better with Coke."
Fade.
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Last edited by Jeff P; 02-13-2022 at 12:43 PM.
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