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Old 05-23-2020, 07:53 PM   #1
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Do you cheat on your wife?

I worked at a skating rink 25 years as the caretaker and these milfs would come in all the time, flirting with me. I guess their husbands weren't attracted to them anymore or distracted with work, etc., and they want the attention. For all those years I'd flirt but the closest I came to screwing one of them was one night I walked one of the kids to her house from the rink, we talked a bit on her doorstep and when she invited me in for a drink I told her I had to go pick up my wife from bingo. I regret that decision to this day but on the other hand maybe it was the right move. Women are trouble and do nothing but mess up your life.

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PS: My wife during that time was actually my 2nd wife; she was my neighbor and I cheated on my first wife with her and moved in next door. Believe it or not we are still on good terms as I have a kid with each one.
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Old 05-23-2020, 08:47 PM   #2
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As I read your post the Goggle Advertisements on the right of this post is showing a t-shirt printed with the following words: I told my wife to embrace her mistakes and she hugged me.
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Old 05-23-2020, 09:44 PM   #3
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Women are trouble and do nothing but mess up your life.
That’s sexist bulls**t.

Those who cheat on their spouses are the lowest of the low. If you can’t control your libido you have no business being in a relationship.
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Old 05-23-2020, 09:50 PM   #4
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. I regret that decision to this day
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:14 PM   #5
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:39 PM   #6
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I worked at a skating rink 25 years as the caretaker and these milfs would come in all the time, flirting with me. I guess their husbands weren't attracted to them anymore or distracted with work, etc., and they want the attention. For all those years I'd flirt but the closest I came to screwing one of them was one night I walked one of the kids to her house from the rink, we talked a bit on her doorstep and when she invited me in for a drink I told her I had to go pick up my wife from bingo. I regret that decision to this day but on the other hand maybe it was the right move. Women are trouble and do nothing but mess up your life.

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Wasn't this covered in the Religion thread?
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Old 05-24-2020, 02:14 AM   #9
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Leave him alone, he's been locked in for a while, let him vent.

I do believe he needs another neighbor
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Old 05-24-2020, 03:16 AM   #10
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I worked at a skating rink 25 years as the caretaker and these milfs would come in all the time, flirting with me. I guess their husbands weren't attracted to them anymore or distracted with work, etc., and they want the attention. For all those years I'd flirt but the closest I came to screwing one of them was one night I walked one of the kids to her house from the rink, we talked a bit on her doorstep and when she invited me in for a drink I told her I had to go pick up my wife from bingo. I regret that decision to this day but on the other hand maybe it was the right move. Women are trouble and do nothing but mess up your life.

MDCnorthlands

PS: My wife during that time was actually my 2nd wife; she was my neighbor and I cheated on my first wife with her and moved in next door. Believe it or not we are still on good terms as I have a kid with each one.
Why did you share this with us?
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Old 05-24-2020, 06:22 AM   #12
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Why did you share this with us?
Maybe it is cathartic for him?

More people should confess their love affairs on a public forum.

Who wants to go next?
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Old 05-24-2020, 06:23 AM   #13
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Why did you share this with us?
If he cheats on his wife and contracts the virus and dies because of it, does this count as a virus death on your graph. Could this be considered God’s wrath being visited on him? You should ask Boxcar.

To answer the question, I’ve been married twice and stilled married. First one died. I have never cheated nor given it much thought despite numerous opportunities. It goes beyond commitment. It goes to who you are as a person. Just my pennies.
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Old 05-24-2020, 09:44 AM   #15
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