Bill Gates wants to DIM THE SUN

[PaceAdvantage]

Think I'll order DimTheSun when I go to the Chinese restaurant later...

[boxcar]

Originally Posted by PaceAdvantage

Think I'll order DimTheSun when I go to the Chinese restaurant later...

Sounds like a plan. Let us know if it was pleasant to your taste buds.

P.S. I would suggest laying off the hot version, however.

[Steve 'StatMan']

Originally Posted by Tom

This just in, Gates has petitioned NASA to use Trump's SPACE FORCE to go to the sun to study methods we could use to dim it. When FOX News' Peter Doocy asked him how they could ever land on the hot surface of the sun, Gates became indignant and told him, "Of course we will go there at night!"

ba dum

Maybe they can get North Korea's Kim Jung-Un to share his expertise and experience on this - after all, his news agencies reported he landed on the Sun(!)

[TJDave]

Originally Posted by Greyfox

Dim the sun?
What an absolutely insane idea.
Wonders never cease with the Climate Change Religion of Environmentalism.

I like the idea. If for no other reason than it will piss off lots of you folks.

[davew]

Originally Posted by TJDave

I like the idea. If for no other reason than it will piss off lots of you folks.

exactly, and when it does not work we can try to fix what we screwed up and then try something else. That is the dimwit way.

[Greyfox]

Originally Posted by TJDave

I like the idea. If for no other reason than it will piss off lots of you folks.

You obviously have too much time on your hands if that is how you get your jollies.

[TJDave]

Originally Posted by Greyfox

You obviously have too much time on your hands if that is how you get your jollies.

OF COURSE I have too much time on my hands.

Doesn’t everyone?

[fast4522]

Originally Posted by TJDave

OF COURSE I have too much time on my hands.

Doesn’t everyone?

There are boatloads that are ready for a dirtnap, time left to live measured in months not years. Covid-19 did not get them. The lack of any runway remaining will not get them to agree with the time on your hands mention.