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12-22-2018, 09:51 AM
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tmrpots
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This is Perfect for PA
Come up with the best caption, win $100, get your name in lights!
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"I'll get that Fast4522 if it's the last thing I ever do!"
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12-22-2018, 10:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by barn32
Come up with the best caption, win $100, get your name in lights!
If the winner for this caption doesn't come from this board then something is clearly wrong!
What is your caption!
"I'll get that Fast4522 if it's the last thing I ever do!"
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"Bet you never thought you'd feel this safe when you married me, huh baby?"
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Want to know what's wrong with this country?
Here it is, in a nutshell: Millions of people are
pinning their hopes on a man who has every
chance of returning to the WH, assuming that
he can manage to stay out of prison. Think about it.
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12-22-2018, 10:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by barn32
Come up with the best caption, win $100, get your name in lights!
If the winner for this caption doesn't come from this board then something is clearly wrong!
What is your caption!
"I'll get that Fast4522 if it's the last thing I ever do!"
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Thank God sweetheart you can now sleep peacefully knowing that if a Democrat breaks into the house to steal your stuff and try to kill you I will protect you. Good night and I love you!
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You will never achieve 100% if 99% is okay!
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12-22-2018, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by barn32
Come up with the best caption, win $100, get your name in lights!
If the winner for this caption doesn't come from this board then something is clearly wrong!
What is your caption!
"I'll get that Fast4522 if it's the last thing I ever do!"
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"He came, she snored, he fired!"
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12-22-2018, 10:55 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Houston Tx.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by barn32
Come up with the best caption, win $100, get your name in lights!
If the winner for this caption doesn't come from this board then something is clearly wrong!
What is your caption!
"I'll get that Fast4522 if it's the last thing I ever do!"
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Every gun that I own is a gun that's not in the hands of a Republican.
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Laboratory rats are susceptible to drug addiction, obesity, diabetes, heart disease and cancer.
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12-22-2018, 11:04 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 098poi
"He came, she snored, he fired!"
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Consistent profits can only be made on the basis of analysis that is far from obvious to the majority. - anonymous guru
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12-22-2018, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: New York
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[QUOTE=barn32;2409621] Come up with the best caption, win $100, get your name in lights!
If the winner for this caption doesn't come from this board then something is clearly wrong!
What is your caption!
Loverboy has so many tools that do not work. Boring!
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We have been saddled with a government that pays lip service to the nation’s freedom principles while working overtime to shred the Constitution.
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12-22-2018, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by barn32
Come up with the best caption, win $100, get your name in lights!
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What is your caption!
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"Well how was I supposed to know what you meant when at supper you said that you'd like to get banged all night?"
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12-22-2018, 11:35 AM
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gelding
Join Date: Oct 2008
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"Well, honey? Who's shooting blanks now??"
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12-22-2018, 11:38 AM
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crusty old guy
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by barn32
Come up with the best caption, win $100, get your name in lights!
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What is your caption!
"I'll get that Fast4522 if it's the last thing I ever do!"
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"Hrmph...so that's what you meant when you said that you had plenty of loads to shoot???"
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12-22-2018, 12:47 PM
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Registered Loser
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,633
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[QUOTE=barn32;2409621] Come up with the best caption, win $100, get your name in lights!
If the winner for this caption doesn't come from this board then something is clearly wrong!
What is your caption!
...And every one of them shoots blanks, just like I do since my vasectomy..
Last edited by jk3521; 12-22-2018 at 12:55 PM.
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12-22-2018, 01:24 PM
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The Voice of Reason!
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canandaigua, New york
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I guess this puts that whole gun debate to bed.
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'Twas the night before Christmas,
And all round the clock,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a Glock.
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I dare the neighbors to make a peep.
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Who does the Racing Form Detective like in this one?
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12-22-2018, 01:31 PM
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Veteran
Join Date: May 2014
Location: Lincoln, NE
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Sally, in the midst of her 332nd consecutive sleepless night; deeply regretted telling Larry that he lacked fire power in bed.
Last edited by Lemon Drop Husker; 12-22-2018 at 01:33 PM.
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12-22-2018, 02:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemon Drop Husker
Sally, in the midst of her 332nd consecutive sleepless night; deeply regretted telling Larry that he lacked fire power in bed.
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This
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12-22-2018, 06:23 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: central fla.
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You said you wanted a gang bang...
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got handed a lemon...make lemonade....add sugar or brown sugar or stevia or my personal favorite....miracle fruit....google it...thank me later...
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