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Old 03-05-2020, 12:42 PM   #421
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AIDS required sexual contact. That meant that us old guys were in the clear.
That's why Viagra and Cialis exist....Get rid of the old geezers, one way or another..
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Old 03-05-2020, 12:49 PM   #422
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That's why Viagra and Cialis exist....Get rid of the old geezers, one way or another..
Choose well.
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Old 03-05-2020, 01:05 PM   #423
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That's why Viagra and Cialis exist....Get rid of the old geezers, one way or another..
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Old 03-05-2020, 02:53 PM   #424
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Take the blue pill.

Because it’s embarrassing to walk around like that for four hours.
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Old 03-05-2020, 02:55 PM   #425
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That's why Viagra and Cialis exist....Get rid of the old geezers, one way or another..
You know how that got it's name?

If "it" lasts for 4 hours or longer, go See Alice, See Betty, See, Donna.....
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Old 03-05-2020, 03:08 PM   #426
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Because it’s embarrassing to walk around like that for four hours.
If you want to sell the goods, you have to display the goods.
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We should start converting all the failed Trump casinos, hotels and other properties into COVID-19 sanitariums. That will keep us all safe from this impending doom.
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Old 03-05-2020, 03:24 PM   #429
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Can they get off for a few minutes, just to poop in the streets, then get back on?
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Old 03-05-2020, 03:40 PM   #430
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Can they get off for a few minutes, just to poop in the streets, then get back on?

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Old 03-05-2020, 03:45 PM   #431
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How dare you laugh at that!

That is the city where the UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA's SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE lives!

Nice, huh.....explains a lot about the Democrat Party.
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Old 03-05-2020, 04:24 PM   #432
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AIDS required sexual contact. That meant that us old guys were in the clear.
No, it didn't/doesn't.
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Old 03-05-2020, 04:28 PM   #433
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We should start converting all the failed Trump casinos, hotels and other properties into COVID-19 sanitariums. That will keep us all safe from this impending doom.
Geesh, there aren't THAT many people with the virus.
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Old 03-05-2020, 04:50 PM   #434
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See how diplomatically you phrased that? Why can't our "Moron-In-Chief" speak likewise...instead of repeatedly putting his foot in his mouth whenever he addresses this virus? Is he worried more about the stock market?
I'm worried more that we aren't manufacturing most meds and medical supplies right here in the U.S. Bring those manufacturing jobs back. If that helps the stock market,

Regarding diplomacy and insight, Classhandicapper surely set a better example than you just did. Whatever happened to practice what you preach?
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Old 03-05-2020, 05:01 PM   #435
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I'm worried more that we aren't manufacturing most meds and medical supplies right here in the U.S. Bring those manufacturing jobs back. If that helps the stock market,

Regarding diplomacy and insight, Classhandicapper surely set a better example than you just did. Whatever happened to practice what you preach?
Margie...I owe you an apology. I know how sensitive you get when it comes to people insulting our Moron-In-Chief...so, I should have been a little more careful in my choice of words.
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