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Old 12-01-2021, 07:14 PM   #166
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this one is priceless too!


"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
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Old 12-01-2021, 08:35 PM   #167
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Old 12-01-2021, 09:19 PM   #168
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Old 12-02-2021, 09:17 AM   #169
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Old 02-16-2022, 03:30 AM   #170
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the opera ain't over until the fat lady sings



that was Washington Bullets Coach Dick Motta in 1978 when his Bullets were facing elimination in the playoffs. they went on to win it all

after he said it - things got hilarious - fat women were showing up to the games dressed up as opera singers


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Old 02-16-2022, 12:04 PM   #171
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Old 02-16-2022, 03:04 PM   #172
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P.J. O’Rourke RIP

P.J. O’Rourke on covering the '88 presidential campaign and 2 yrs of researching his first book:


"I'm not sure I learned anything except that giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
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Old 10-05-2022, 04:20 AM   #174
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Old 10-05-2022, 02:40 PM   #176
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