Being Pretty - Women of the Past

[Grits]

Originally Posted by bigmack

I'm tryin' to think of what it's like for you married schmoes to say "I prefer a type." Kinda like declaring your preference for chocolates but you're a diabetic and can't touch 'em.

Mack, you're on the plus side of 50, honey, and you're chasing women all the time. Its your favorite sport, so to speak. You can certainly reel 'em in, too. Men don't do well by themselves, they have difficulty being alone. I could count on three fingers the men I know who live alone, who remain alone. (ToeToe being one because women won't live in caves or tote firewood.)

The day men stop looking at women, whether they're married or not, is the day they're put in the ground! This is the way its been since the earth began turning on its axis. In other words, BEAUTY can be, solely, an appreciation thing. Men are content, they're happy with the BEAUTY who shares the same space under the same roof with them. (You should try this, Mack.) They may have chosen her decades ago, they may have chosen her 6 months to three years ago. Who knows? But they're happy and this is what matters.

One thing I do know without a doubt. Those one and two night stands you're braggin' 'bout? Your threeways? Most 50 something men left those in the rearview mirror awhile back.

Women who have as much brains as they have beauty don't go for men that tell the world "who and how many they've done". Most wouldn't give the time of day or their bodies to a man swinging his imagined 12 inch pole who can't keep his mouth shut. (The proverbial 10 foot pole is unusable and would be way out of proportion here.)

Rest up, Mack. The hunt starts at dusk. Hopefully, tonight's babe is carrying her custom made gortex and corduroy condoms in her purse. She'll need 'em.

[thaskalos]

Originally Posted by Grits

One thing I do know without a doubt. Those one and two night stands you're braggin' 'bout? Your threeways? Most 50 something men left those in the rearview mirror awhile back.

Yes...but believe me...

It wasn't "by choice"...

[Dave Schwartz]

Grits, a delicate diatribe... I am speechless.

[bigmack]

Refresh your memory of the thread, Grits. You axed where I was and I answered honestly. You wouldn't want me to lie would you?

You don't honestly think I tell such things to mixed company in person do you?

I LOVE women. I've been in several long-term, committed, faithful, living in the same dwelling, relationships. With all due respect I certainly don't need you to dial me in on the nuances of life.

With few exceptions the women I've known will tell you that I'm a respectful, entertaining, caring, loving person to be with.

While much of my bluster is unnecessary for this joint, it is what it is.

Most of the geriatrics around here will go quietly into that good night. I'll have a ball up to the bitter end.

[keilan]

That last post left everyone speechless.

[canleakid]

"Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical"
Sophia Loren
and she still is Pretty and Caldo

the rest of the XXX rated stuff

[Grits]

My memory doesn't need refreshing. No, lying isn't good for anyone. I like your honesty, though it causes me to have to work to handle some of your tales and your trysts. Now and then, one can still be surprised by what men will tell.

I know you LOVE women. Its obvious. And 99.9% of the time, you keep me rolling in laughter. And I absolutely love laughing, its good for the soul. Women like men who make them laugh, that is if they've got sense enough to know when someone is humorous. This is not usually part of the skill set of dumb women, Mack. Most of those are more concerned about their hair and their cleavage.

bigmack said: With few exceptions the women I've known will tell you that I'm a respectful, entertaining, caring, loving person to be with.

And this doesn't surprise me one bit. I'm sorry if I angered you.

Its not quite dusk on your coast, still, I hope you have a good night.

Lord knows, 9 pm can't come quickly enough when you're my age. I'll sit here and read a bit more. I tire easily. (And if you believe this last one, my "a double ess" has beach front in Arkansas, darlin' !!!!)

[bigmack]

Originally Posted by Grits

And this doesn't surprise me one bit. I'm sorry if I angered you.

What a delightful post from yous. Class act. When I learned of your being an entrepreneur it wasn't in the least SIRprising.

Just returning from a lovely evening with a lovely woman. Cost WAY too much with shopping, local casino, Dave & Busters. Remind me to NEVER go there again. What is this place? I have a headache from all the noise.

But then a GREAT conversation on the way back & I PARKED! 'Old fashioned like' and we made-out. Must say. Nice. Nice.

Not anger, just dint want to appear cartoonish. (Fat chance)

Don't go changin', G.

[Grits]

Originally Posted by bigmack

Don't go changin', G.

Mack, I KNOW there's a song of this title. 70s, Billy Joel, I think.

Anway, I couldn't change if I even wanted to. Besides, I'm loved the way I am. Ask my mama and my daddy, they'll tell ya. (Even if no one else does.)

So, you went parking? Lord, its been a pretty long time since I've been parking. Sounds like a nice evening, glad you got to first base IN THE CAR!!!! LOLOLLLLLLLLLLL

Speaking of cars, remember the movie, "Turner and Hooch" with Tom Hanks? I laughed until, literally, tears rolled down my face. He goes in a store or somewhere, he comes out and he looks inside. He starts screaming his brains out. Turner had shredded the whole interior.

. . . . . "YOU ATE THE CAR"!

One of the best moments I've seen on film. Man, did I laugh. I wonder if its on DVD?

[Grits]

Mack, I just went to YOUTUBE. I saw parts of Turner and Hooch, but I don't see the scene where Hooch eats the car. The whole movie was so funny.

[bigmack]

Originally Posted by Grits

Mack, I just went to YOUTUBE. I saw parts of Turner and Hooch, but I don't see the scene where Hooch eats the car. The whole movie was so funny.

I LOVE that film.

http://www.amazon.com/Turner-And-Hoo...5892230&sr=8-1
Watch it now.
http://www.amazon.com/Turner-Hooch-T...5892230&sr=8-2
DVD

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[Grits]

I swear, I swear, its the funniest movie that has ever been made!!!

Oh me, I'm laughing so hard, the neighbors can probably hear me. I've got tears in my eyes again. OOOoooohhhhh me.

HOOCH. I can just say his name and it makes me laugh.

Thanks, Mack. Thanks so much.

[PaceAdvantage]

Originally Posted by bigmack

I LOVE that film.

No you don't...do you?

I think you're just being nice to Grits because she's of the fairer sex.

If I had made that comment about Turner and Hooch, you would have been cutting me up slice and dice in two seconds...

5.7 on IMDB and 62% on RT...no, I haven't seen it, but if you tell me that you actually did love it, I will...

[chickenhead]

I feel the need to pile on here...

First you go to Dave and Busters and you love Turner and Hooch. YOU ARE A BIG NERD, SIR. I say that with great affection.

[Grits]

Originally Posted by PaceAdvantage

No you don't...do you?

I think you're just being nice to Grits because she's of the fairer sex.

If I had made that comment about Turner and Hooch, you would have been cutting me up slice and dice in two seconds...

5.7 on IMDB and 62% on RT...no, I haven't seen it, but if you tell me that you actually did love it, I will...

Are you serious!! LOLOLLLLLLLLLL Why on earth would he bother to do such a thing, no one else, here, ever has.

You need to see the film, it IS funny, PA. It is.