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Originally Posted by DSB
Right...and
Donald Trump will push old ladies in wheelchairs off a cliff
Donald Trump will let people die in the street
Donald Trump will arrest Muslims and close mosques
Donald Trump will force Americans to eat spinach
Donald Trump will let people drink Big Gulps
Donald Trump will let global warming cover the country in sea water
Donald Trump will make us use terms such as bigly (big league?)
When you think about it... there is no limit to the hazards Donald Trump will expose us to....
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Donald trump bakes an upside down banana cake, right side up
Donald trump adopts pets from no kill shelters , then turns them over to shelters that put down animals.
Donald trump squeezes toothpaste tubes from the middle
Donald trump posts on the Internet with his caps lock, on
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11-13-2016, 10:20 AM
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Donald Trump leaves the seat up.
Donald Trump double dips.
Donald Trump drinks milk right out of the bottle, then puts it back. 
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11-13-2016, 10:21 AM
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Donald Trump leaves the seat up.
Donald Trump double dips.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS BEFORE. I NEVER WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HIM. THE CAD.
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11-13-2016, 10:27 AM
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Hey, I couldn't.
He promised me a cabinet position to keep quite.
Secretary of Climate and International Relations.  
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11-18-2016, 11:11 PM
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Great, great call on his part. Never backed down an inch.
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Mike, we missed you those last few weeks before the election. I'd like to say welcome back to No Man's Land - - but everybody here knows who controls Off Topic - General.
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11-19-2016, 09:58 AM
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Mike, we missed you those last few weeks before the election. I'd like to say welcome back to No Man's Land - - but everybody here knows who controls Off Topic - General. |
We all know who wanted to control off topics across the country, four more years of this shit would have had big changes for everyone and what they can post. The witch Lynch wanted to go after people who did not agree with climate change, the change that was planned is dead as a door nail now.
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11-19-2016, 10:17 AM
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Maybe we should provide cocco and cookies in OT, to make people feel safer. 
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11-20-2016, 02:00 PM
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Best Trump Election Win Freak-Out Essay 2016 Winner is:
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However he does it through the weight of his office and resources, Obama has exactly one month to provide the Electoral College with the information they need to make a really informed vote of conscience, and exactly two months before the presidential inauguration on Jan. 20 to present the hard evidence that Trump is now unfit — criminally — to become our next president. Our national security should still be his highest priority, and that may be his ultimate legacy of service to the American people.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b08c963e343a4a
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11-20-2016, 02:04 PM
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[YT=""]JUWSLlz0Fdo[/YT]
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11-20-2016, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by johnhannibalsmith
Best Trump Election Win Freak-Out Essay 2016 Winner is:
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However he does it through the weight of his office and resources, Obama has exactly one month to provide the Electoral College with the information they need to make a really informed vote of conscience, and exactly two months before the presidential inauguration on Jan. 20 to present the hard evidence that Trump is now unfit — criminally — to become our next president. Our national security should still be his highest priority, and that may be his ultimate legacy of service to the American people.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b08c963e343a4a |
In a world gone mad, one can always rely on the Huffington Post to be the voice of reason.... 
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11-20-2016, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by johnhannibalsmith
Best Trump Election Win Freak-Out Essay 2016 Winner is:
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However he does it through the weight of his office and resources, Obama has exactly one month to provide the Electoral College with the information they need to make a really informed vote of conscience, and exactly two months before the presidential inauguration on Jan. 20 to present the hard evidence that Trump is now unfit — criminally — to become our next president. Our national security should still be his highest priority, and that may be his ultimate legacy of service to the American people.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b08c963e343a4a |
There are not enough crayons nor colors to save this twit. 
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11-20-2016, 02:54 PM
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Luckily for me we in Canada cant watch that $hit. 
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11-20-2016, 06:57 PM
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You aren't missing anything.
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11-20-2016, 11:12 PM
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Last time i watched snl was in the mid nineties, once. Before that it was when robin Williams was guest host around 1988 or so. The skit where he taped his wife giving birth.... The show has been outright poor quality for a long time now. Hard to believe people still watch it
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11-20-2016, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ElKabong
Last time i watched snl was in the mid nineties, once. Before that it was when robin Williams was guest host around 1988 or so. The skit where he taped his wife giving birth.... The show has been outright poor quality for a long time now. Hard to believe people still watch it
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So you've watched the show twice in the last 30 years, yet you somehow formed an opinion as to its quality for a "long time now".
Neat trick! 
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