Renaming the States

[Tom]

Our states were named many years ago and it's time we updated them to be more representative our the nation today.

I've got a few, any more suggestions?

Taxachesettes
New Pork
Spendsylvania
Vaxinia
West Vaxinia
North Don'tcarolina
South Don'tcarolina
Alobama
Floriduh
OhIowe
Taxus
Now Mexico
Bitchigan

[Jeff P]

Commiefornia, The Insanely High Taxes and Homeless Camp State

Where anybody who wants to can pee and shit on the sidewalk.

But you'll still get a ticket if you fail to clean up after your dog.

Formerly:

California, The Golden State



-jp

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[davew]

Ore we gone

[Tom]

Brokelahoma

[GaryG]

Alta California
Baja Oklahoma

[Inner Dirt]

California should split in two, and call the southern half Northern Mexico. I worked with a guy who finally got his resident alien status after 10 years living as an illegal. He would always tell me the Mexicans were taking California back from the gringos. That was over 25 years ago, I think they are pretty much an occupying force by now. I say let them have it.

[Bustin Stones]

I'm going the other way by annexing northern Mexico. From Baja Cali to Monterrey. They want to be here so badly, let's just accommodate that.